Wow, it only took a few minutes before someone tried to compare FGM with male circumcision. Every friggin time...

Listen, I don’t know you and I don’t know when you are punching walls, but I want you to know this: even if YOU “know” you’d never hit a woman, if you are punching walls when you get angry and your partner is in the room, you are being fucking abusive and scary.  My ex used to punch walls when he got angry with me and…

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

I also think it’s nice to normalize, not only breastfeeding, but also struggles with breastfeeding. It’s touted so much as the gold standard of motherhood, and I can imagine there are women out there who feel like failures because it just isn’t working for them, for whatever reason. Knowing that others are having the…

Of course Tyga isn’t picking up what Lindsay is putting down. Primarily because Tyga is looking for someone to pick up his bills and the only bills Lindsay is picking up are the ones that her Sheikh Du Jour leaves on her nightstand.

“Fiancé Christopher Robinson, a Seattle poet...”

You type very well for being at the bottom of the sea.

Bet you’re a hit at parties

But.... what about people who have very strong opinions that Wendy’s is just, better? Like, I know it isn’t healthier. I just think it is better tasting. I think the fries are better. I think the chicken nuggets are better. I think people who eat at McDonald’s when they have the option to eat at Wendy’s are…

Yes! And add Taco Bell, too. I love Taco Bell and I am unashamed!

Testify! Yes! I have three different rare digestive system diseases. I can’t eat fresh veggies, fresh fruits or most meats (and many, many other foods.) I can always have McDonald’s chicken nuggets. I don’t derive pleasure from much because I am in pain constantly. I refuse to give that meal up.

Love that it was a McDonald’s burger. I spend more money on food that I need to and love a good fancy meal, but at my base level, when I need comfort food, I crave a quarter pounder with cheese and hot salty french fries.

“After the run-in with her niece, Viola decided to comfort herself with McDonald’s burgers and vodka.”
I’m just here to cosign this kind of self-care when arguing with family members. You gotta take care of yourself.

The Michelin Man singing “I Can’t Stand the Rain” in a wind tunnel.

“a daughter named Banks”

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

Michael’s obsession with Chicken Cutlets was borderline unhealthy.

Dlisted was the first gossip blog I ever read and I love that I’m not the only one nostalgic for the “heydey” of gossip blogs. Michael K is the best. Thank you for this article.

The best part about his humour is that it seems so effortless and genuine. There are so many wannabe writers who take days to write a single, tortured sentence that’s supposed to be witty and acerbatic and on point, and it’s just embarrassing. Michael K has never made me roll my eyes and sigh, but he often makes me…

Dlisted and Michael K have been a constant since I was 16ish? You can’t help but endear yourself to Michael K, the way he writes is just too good. Harry will always be Prince Hot Ginge aka PHG.