I read this earlier and now I’m getting a pedicure at this uppity salon (I had a gift card) and they just played a folksy, acoustic version of Black Beatles. It made me think of your comment and I just had to come back and say “YUP!”

“Duh” says every parent who’s ever had to clean out bath toys.

I watched the second episode so I missed all the dumb, easy jokes from the first. Something I feel a lot of Trump supporters missed (and maybe this was addressed in the first episode, I dunno) was that the Connors are still in the same position they were when we left them 20 years ago (sort of, not counting the…

I own about twelve pairs of pants, five of which are jeans. Martha’s closet is making me feel like need to go pant shopping.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Same here! Other things I would have paid someone else to do when my kids were newborns: midnight feedings, bottle washing, laundry, cooking. Basically all I would have wanted to do was hold and love my baby and sleep. Hell, my girls are three and five and that’s still all I want to do!

Same here. I felt bad about thinking that but, I mean, it’s a bridesmaid’s dress, everyone judges bridesmaid dresses. So, meh, we can be bitchy together :)

Those bridesmaids dresses are interesting...

But the goal of a professional athlete is to win championships. No one goes pro hoping the best that will happen is they get to say they’re on a pro team, they want to win.

Vanessa Bryant basically said the same thing a few years ago and got shit on. She said that Kobe better bring home a championship otherwise all the time spent away from his family was worth nothing and it’s true.

I encourage every woman, white and of color, to read “This Bridge Called My Back: Writing by Radical Women of Color.” It’s a collection of essays written by women of color and was published in the early 80s. It discusses intersectionality (yeah, it’s not a NEW thing) and how white women have failed them the most. It’s…

I left home in the days before everyone had a cell phone, much less text messaging/tweeting/knowing a person’s every move every second of the day, and would call my mom every night just to catch up. I was busy with school and work so I didn’t call in a couple of days and didn’t think anything about it because, you…

So Casey now runs a gym? Gah, will he ever find his thing?!

I’m so sorry, that sounds awful! Things I did when that happened was pump and, probably the most non-traditional method ever, use a mini-handheld vibrator, like a Silver Bullet. A fellow mom told me about the hack and I swear up and down that it helped in staving off mastitis. Yeah it was weird to sit there and roll a…

You should consider reading through an entire thread before commenting because then you would have seen my reply to someone else that I stupidly miss typed and that I meant to type “Obviously we would have, I’m just being emotional and dramatic.” But you go on and be rude and patronizing.

I’m copying and pasting my response to another person because for some reason I don’t want you thinking I’m stupid but

Yeah I meant to type “Obviously they would, I’m just being emotional and dramatic” but I forgot my words because drinking bingo...

Shit like this makes me wonder if we really would have been better off with her in office. Obviously I’m just being emotional and dramatic. I lost at drinking bingo during the SOTU and am drunk.

Did Hailee have her wisdom teeth removed???

That’s also my theory. They’re trying to “save” her.