My fantasy bath bomb queen fully supports your fashion line because good lawd, we need some damn sleeves on clothing today!

I used this recipe http://www.sheknows.com/beauty-and-style/articles/1069709/diy-bath-bombs/amp

My daughters and I made some homemade bath bombs today. I’ve spent most of the day thinking of different mixtures and having fantasies of becoming a bath bomb queen. I’m aware this is totally unrealistic but, regardless, it’s fun. What crazy, career fantasies have y’all had? Btw, I say it’s unrealistic because this is…

I watched Bad Moms on Sunday while flying back from my first solo vacation in two years. It was not good and I can tell this is not going to be good. You know how moms can make the holidays (and life) less stressful? Stop Pinteresting your life! My kids get four gifts max each Christmas (something to read, something…

On the stage the difference seemed much bigger, almost like LuPone barely reached her elbow.

How tall is Christine Ebersole?! Or is Patti LuPone just really short?

I make this treatment every few weeks and keep it in the medicine cabinet. It works super fast and removes the itch and bump within a minute. Ignore the part where she talks about exposing her kids to chicken pox. That’s obviously bananas.

Judge Kara Brown can weigh in on this but I’m pretty sure that’s some pretty, strong shade.

Those first two paragraphs are basically why I’m no longer drinking in front of strangers.

I’ve always loved Liam but I fell even more in love with him recently when I read a tweet of his where he called his brother a potato. Like, of aaaall the things he could call Noel, and I’m sure he’s called him most of them, he goes with “potato.” I just adore him!

What I don’t understand is how when she shared this with her team, no one was like “Hey girl, how about you not?” She knew exactly what kind of reaction she’d get, she just underestimated how invaluable she is. I hate when people fuck up, they claim ignorance because somehow being viewed as stupid is better than being…

Part of me feels like Alamo only did this to take attention away from the fact that they enabled that dude who sued his date by offering him a gift certificate for the amount he sued.

I want a bff that will sing “(random thing) is my favorite!”

That scene in the pharmacy? Omg, that was too much for me. Like, seriously, who says they want to live in a pharmacy and gets excited about mini-Vaseline? I get that it was new to her but man, I hope I never meet someone that twee.

I fully expected Dev to turn into some crazy MRA after he was blaming Francesca for “using” him. So glad they got sort of figured that out.

Even escorts need to learn how to pose for a camera.

Considering she was a model, Melania does not photograph well. She almost never finds the camera and ends up looking terrible. Like, girl, get it together!

What did they do to Sophia’s face????

M’Fer took her to Barton Creek theater, not even Alamo Drafthouse? Dude, please. And then feeds her mall pizza? He sounds like the worst ( you know, in addition to obviously being an MRA psycho).

Literally wore an Interpol shirt yesterday. I was looking through t-shirts, found an old concert t, and thought “Why not? It’s been a while!” Music from 04-07 was my soundtrack for the day.