My friends and I would record episodes of GLOW and then watch them after school. I loooooved this shit until I learned my pervert dad also watched it. Then it just felt gross. That being said, I will probably watch this because I won’t let that asshole ruin this for me a second time!

Callate.

I’ve had my Mirena for over a year and I still stress about getting pregnant because it’s only 99.9999999999% effective. If I were to get pregnant, I’ve already decided I’ll lie and say it was planned because I don’t need to hear about how this was God’s will or scare women into not getting one. The truth is, even…

What I dislike most about the series is how they’ve made Offred out to be more of a hero than she was in the novel. Not to say she wasn’t but in the novel she wasn’t so clearly defiant, she was mostly just trying to survive, whereas in the show she’s right off the bat some badass. But I’m only on episode three so…

I’m so bad at math, I literally sit and count imaginary dots on numbers (a trick used to teach first graders addition) when adding numbers but even I face palmed at this. “There’s triangles in here!” “But how did you get that?” This is our future.

I just can’t get over Rumer’s wackass lip-syncing! Every time she “sings” it’s a different voice. Like, c’mon Lee, your fans aren’t that dumb!

Everyone celebrates their love differently. I do it by constantly making fun of my husband’s gas and he by pointing out I’m really bad at math; Amber and Elon do it by being lovey-famewhores. To each their own.

Considering her ex is experiencing money issues (and he’s a total barf bag) I am not hating Amber flaunting her relationship with a billionaire. Get it girl!

I’m not saying you’re wrong but I’m going to side-eye any massage business that is open beyond normal business hours. No one needs a massage at ten o clock at night.

I live a mile from each location, right in the middle. One of the locations (not the one that had the clogged pipes) is next to a bar I’ve gone to a few times. When I was leaving said bar one night, at around ten on a weeknight, I noticed that the “massage parlor” was still open. I immediately thought there was some…

Same here. I’ve almost quit the show many times but have stuck around for the others. I mean, I sat around for four seasons just to learn Susan’s back story!

Piper is literally white privilege.

I bought a pair of boots at Payless over ten years ago and just recently got rid of them because I hadn’t worn them in a year or so. I never had problems with my Payless shoes falling apart and shopped there a lot until they started charging over $30 for a pair of shoes. I mean, $30 in general isn’t a ton of money for…

I’m not saying your co-worker is definitely not talking about you but it’s very possible she isn’t. Just because she speaks another language, doesn’t mean she’s rude enough to talk about people in front of them. I mean, that’s a universal sign of bad manners. She’s probably just talking to her mom in a language they…

A friend went to work for J. Crew Factory a couple of years ago and I hinted at the decline of the brand in general, hoping to change her mind. She was really excited to be leaving Gap after being with them for almost ten years so it was hard to just not yell out “Girl, run!” She called me a couple of weeks ago and…

‘Aw, there’s that person. There’s that person in the world.’ Shaaaaade

That is some major bullshit! If she behaved that way when she was on the rise, can you imagine how awful she is now?

I don’t think that’s the same thing, though. If you are posting pics of your kids to sell your brand, then yeah, they’re going to want more of that and that is something you would need to be cognizant of when posting pics of your kids. If you’re posting pics of your kids just to share with friends and family, that’s…

I’m guessing you mean Teigen and not Legend because he has way more than a thimble of talent.

But don’t they sort of contribute to the paps wanting access to their family by sharing stories about their family? Like if I went on The View and shared stories about how precocious and adorable my kids are in an attempt to appeal to a certain demographic, the same demographic that in addition to watching my movie…