I just ran and smell really, REALLY bad. If any of the items I’m wearing were worth more than $5, they would be wet from tears over wasted money instead of gross sweat.

I’ve been binge watching West Wing so I approve of this Tweet Beat.

Was literally about to comment the same thing. I won’t wear my headphones when I’m alone in the house because of that story.

And the new Jane season starts tonight!!!!!

I get that but I don’t want to invest time in a show, waiting for the character to get her shit together, and then she never does. You can blame SATC for my lack of patience.

I really tried to like this show but Rebecca was terrible! I made it through four episodes and quit. Does she get better? Should I give it a second chance?

67 with the first kid, 93 with the second.

Who knew Spencer was so shady?

Most of mine were super original, “Halloween,” “Bachelorette Parties” but I guess I got a little creative with “I went to San Francisco and all I got was dizzy.” I was dizzy from being drunk and/or hungover the entire time.

I saved the cork from every bottle of wine we drank the first year of each child’s life. I don’t know what I plan on doing with them. Maybe smack them on the head with them when they’re teenagers and acting like shitheads and yelling out “You are literally why I drink! I have proof!”

It’s terrifying that he acted that way and that many people felt it. I fell asleep after a half hour but checking my FB feed this morning I saw that even some men felt it. I don’t even know how Hillary handled it in such close proximity.

Did anyone else expect him to hit her? I told my husband that I wouldn’t be surprised if he physically assaulted her.

A friend posted a video of some clowns walking around her neighborhood at night a few days ago. She lives in a small town outside of Austin and a lot of her neighbors are stand your ground trigger happy. These clowns are not smart.

I never said it was accurate, just that hearing that word reminds me of a funny tweet. I’m pretty sure the whole thing is a joke.

Every time I hear/read the word “autumn” I think of this

I’ve never seen her outside of the show and have only read her tweets through here so my knowledge of Gina as a person is limited to her tweets so take my opinion with the biggest grain of salt. More like a salt mine. The show, however, omg, I love it so much! I used to think you had to have a knowledge of telenovelas…

Clearly it’s not flowing enough cause she sounds thirsty af. I mean, I adore Jane the character but damn Gina, simmer down!

Just finished the season premiere and omg, I love her so much! Get rid of everyone else, especially annoying Lauren, and just let it be a show about Annalise telling people off!

I’ll admit, I didn’t get your sarcasm at first so I responded with my own snark. It’s just that there has been a lot of shit thrown Angelina’s way about how she’s planned this all along and she’s taking every opportunity to ruin his career, many of it in the comments preceding yours, so I was in a defensive mindset.…

You can’t be super supportive of equal treatment of women while married to a man? Hrm, I learn something new every day...