I know Chelsea Handler is Aniston’s best friend so she has to go for Angelina but, does she have to be racist?

I never liked the bags but when a guy friend said they looked like his grandma’s sewing bag, I knew I’d never buy one. And yeah, yeah, letting a guy’s opinion dictate my decisions...I was 22, spare me. They’re still fug.

Well, maybe he’s good friends with the pedophile? That’s what I was thinking until I looked up who he’s friends with and apparently it’s Cooney and Damon so my idea is crap.

Her confident badassery?

I watch Broad City for Ilana’s bra collection. She seriously has the best taste!

Yep :(

Thank you! He’s had it for about six months but just started scratching it, causing it to bleed and get infected. His blood work looks good but he’s eleven so we’ve been mentally preparing for the worst but still hopeful. In the meantime, he’s getting lots of treats :)

This is why I now limit posting pics of my kids to maybe once a month and they’re never embarrassing pics. I save the funny, embarrassing stuff for my dogs. Like how my husky is currently wearing a diaper on his head to prevent him from scratching at a tumor before he has it removed next week.

I was obsessed with dolphins from the age of eight until thirteen. I always hoped that someday we would be able to communicate with them and then they could take me to their underwater kingdom, where I would fall in love with a merman and become a mermaid. Seems like my dreams are slowly coming true!

She’s probably just dehydrated. Hell, a few weeks ago I woke up with a stomach bug and pooped out all the fluids in my body (sorry for the tmi). As I stood up to walk to the kitchen to get some water, I called out to my husband, who made it to the bathroom right as I collapsed in our hallway. Dehydration will do some…

I prefer lye. The germs can’t get under your skin if there’s no skin is what I always say!

“Julianne Escobedo Shepherd is so jealous of us...” Did this chick just pull a Regina George?????

I am one of those moms...BUT I only wear it when I’m actually going to workout or have worked out. And you can tell by the lack of make up and the trail of stank that follows me.

I never watch DWTS but I might this season because I think it’ll be great to watch Amber Rose drag Perry. Do they do that? Do the contestants actually interact with each other?

“Some people say...” Trump is like those chismosas that say they “heard” something when everyone knows the only person they heard it from was their reflection in the mirror, as they were practicing how best to spread an untrue rumor.

Fina-fucking-ly! I like to think she put up with him because regardless of what he was as a husband, he was a good father. Using their son as a prop proved he’s just as shitty a father as a husband. I’m so happy for her. She probably just added twenty years to her life.

I have an interest in this movie to learn more about Nat Turner but I have zero interest in supporting Parker. I’ve seen mentions of a documentary that is supposed to be just as good but can’t seem to find it. Anyone know the name of it?

Vinny? I would. All day, e’erday. Call me.

Not to get all feely and shit but McKayla Maroney? Yes, girl, yes!

So parents are worried that boys will now be able to go into the girls’ room and assault them? Shouldn’t they be more worried they’re raising boys who think that’s even an option?