Sharp came in sixth...woah! Abigail Fisher made it to the Olympics?!

I was at Ross a few weeks ago and a girl and her grandmother were looking at rugs for the girl’s dorm room. The girl wanted a white rug and her grandmother said “That’s a terrible idea, it won’t stay white forever.” The girl said it would and then grandma looked at me and said “Please tell her she’s wrong. A white rug…

I didn’t read his full statement but I read of it earlier. I think this is as good as can be expected. I’m a little troubled by his referring to her in regards to her relation to other people and not as a person herself but in terms of acknowledgement of his role, I think this is good. People can nitpick all they want…

I guess it’s because I feel an innocent person wouldn’t have harassed and stalked the person they didn’t assault but you’re right, he was found innocent.

The girls at the :47 mark?! Holeeee shiiiit

That is my problem with Nate Parker. He is in no way accepting responsibility for his actions and does not seem repentant. If he were to at least say something like, “I can now see what I did was wrong” I think it would make it better but to continue blaming the victim and talking about how hard it’s been for him? Hi…

While I do agree that it was her moment to shine and hers alone, I’m sure he knows her well enough to know she would have loved the extra attention. Every couple I know that has had a big public proposal is comprised of two equally attention hungry people, which is probably why they decide to marry each other, because…

Did Keshia not watch Ed on RHOA? He was kind of a dick to Lisa Wu, what did she expect from him?

I fucking looooathe potlucks. I have a friend who will invite people over for dinner and then request they bring a side. No! Just don’t invite me over. If I want to cook for myself and other people, I’ll have my own damn get together!

I’m going to respectfully disagree. I grew up pretty broke but if we ever had get togethers, my mom footed the entire bill and provided the food. Granted it wasn’t like super fancy but it was good and people were fed. You only invite the amount of people you an afford to feed and if you can’t afford it, no party. Easy…

Barf.

They are the insect embodiment of “Come at me bro!"

Like you mentioned in another reply, southerners tend to know the difference because it helps when you’re retelling your roach encounter. Call a pest control company anywhere in the south with a “roach” problem and the first question they’ll ask is the size because that will tell them if they’re actually going to make…

I had to use the bathroom at my mom’s nursing home recently and as I was peeing, I saw one crawl on the sink that was less than three feet from me. I really had to pee otherwise I would have jumped up and gotten out of there. We had a stare off for the longest minute of my life. When I was finished, I wiped myself,…

There’s a special place in hell for Mr. Green, my teacher, and your lab partner.

For freshman year high school biology class, I had to collect 50 bugs and identify/classify them. I had like three months to do it but of course I didn’t do anything until a week before it was due. As a result, about 20 of them were water bugs because they were so easy to find. Touching and glueing those fuckers to a…

The small ones that are associated with dirty areas aren’t baby roaches but German roaches. They are in fact different from palmetto bugs, or as we call them in Texas, water bugs. A pest control guy once explained the difference to me but I tuned out after he said the German roaches will eat their dead brethren if…

Oh Rachel Bloom. I tried really hard to like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend but Rebecca Bunch almost made Carrie Bradshaw seem like a decent human being. The show is still too fresh in my head for me to be able to separate the two of you so with that, go drink some water, you seem thirsty.

No, you aren’t. Something in the milk is definitely not clean.

Someone’s $3.99 kombucha is another’s bottle of Moet. It’s all relative, you do you!