It was the 90s. Wasn't as much recourse back then. ;)

Girl, preach. I even had a teacher who would ask me if I was trying to hit people with them if I moved too quickly.

And does it count only if it's a whip it of a certain size? Like if a 12oz can of redi whip counts as one whip it, does a 16oz can count as 1-1/3 whip its?

True, but public-access cars having extra precautions may not be a terrible idea.

I am allergic to coconut. I feel like a schmuck because I always tell the server because coconut shows up where it has no business being.

I have $100k… I may actually be retired before I am finished paying them off.

Holy. Shit. So sorry you experienced that.

Chunks?! As in… fell off?

I have nothing to add but wanted desperately to say something because… I saw your username and attempted to squeal, only in sick so it just caused a massive coughing fit and I almost died. So… your name is so awesome I almost died when I saw it.

One of my closest friends is from Swaziland. The diamond in my engagement ring is a stone inherited from my fiancée’s grandmother and we joke with our Swazi friend that it was probably found in her backyard. Our jokes run dark. ;)

See that’s how I felt… until my fiancée presented me with one that was her grandmother’s. Apparently, it’s a damn fine diamond. I wouldn’t know and wouldn’t care; it’s a bit wasted on me, but it’s currently at the jeweler being adjusted and rhodium-ized etc. and I can't believe how much I miss its sassy little…

I understand your point but at the same time, not only is life expectancy increasing, but quality of life is improving. For example, our Auntie Jo is 99 this year. She still lives on her own. I also know a 79-year-old woman and her 84-year-old husband are still zipping around all day every day. In fact, he is not even…

Yeah we Americans got one or two All Saints songs over here in the mid-to-late 90s. They were much more ubiquitous when I lived in Australia in the early 00s.

As a pasty pasty redhead who is never without at least 15 SPF even in the winter and *still* spent 12 of the last 15 days waiting for biopsy results to rule out what the dermatologist said looked like melanoma? I hear you. Fuck the sunshine.

Who comes out as straight? Who comes out as cis? (Though Bruce Jenner, if he is not transitioning, may need to come out as not-trans).

HOW are we going to make it with just two more episodes?! I'm already getting the shakes.

Our cat Lotus used to come running if she heard Beyoncé, and she would rub up against us, swishing her tail… and this is the opposite of an affectionate cat.

True, but…

Ever see a zombie climb a tree? Treehouses will totally be a thing.

I should have had a traditional abortion. Instead, I had to medically terminate when the fetus didn't develop and the body didn't terminate. That cost me $800 *with* insurance.