Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.
Internet Revenge Squad, assemble!*
I find him even more frustrating than Trump, because at least Trump can be funny. Carson is apparently made of the memes and ecards my great aunt likes to post on Facebook, which probably explains why great aunt types tend to love him.
i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy
Halloween is a holiday that involves wearing black and has no family obligations. If you can’t understand why this is a great thing, you should sit down.
First he suffered a ring avulsion (google it)
I used to steal my dad’s 70s-era bell bottoms in the early days of the rave scene. I regret nothing. They were super soft.
Patterned hose should not look like a terrible skin condition.
I LOVE ASHAMED ANIMALS I LOVE WHEN THEY ARE EMBARRASSED I AM MEAN
We call it the udder.
I probably shouldn’t laugh, because I’m sure it was painful for your cat, but that is hilarious to picture.
I can’t find the pics of the very first cut, but here’s one of a later grooming where they took a more even amount off top and bottom.
We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.
I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.
I thought they meant Demi Moore and was like, man she’s really into That 70s Show.
Pretty sure I’m still on probation by the cat from visiting my friend’s house ever since the monkey hat experiment. He was NOT a fan.
Terrible pet parent my dog would also have a whistle to blow like in titanic