Well, if this isn’t a blast from the past.

Pretty sure Diane von Furstenberg just woke up in a bush and the butterflies are caught in her hair.

But... that’s not it in the photo, right?

It’s so troubling that we’ve reached a point in human history where it’s more dangerous to give birth at home...

Man, who woulda thought drastic weight loss and insane exercise regimens could be bad for you?

I don’t get it, that is a wad of tinfoil.

Yet a woman gets the shit beat out of her on a train in Chicago and nobody says a goddamned thing.

Our distant ancestors are swirling around in their graves.

Good God, do we have a lot of time on our hands.

Right? Republicans are all giggling and waiting for this to blow up, and women are like “seems fair.”

We’re gonna miss the child lazies of the ‘00s so bad someday.

OOOOH, SO SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR REPUTATION.

Oh wooooow.

This waiting period shit is so condescending. I’m capable of making my own medical decisions, thankyouverymuch.

And he was so good at keeping his music off the Internet, I can’t even binge listen to When You Were Mine. What a sad loss. Rest in funk, Prince.

Nobody’s underboob is that perfect. Calling bullshit on the entire thing.

That’s one heavy sack.

Bad day for racist, misogynist, change-fearers.

Was ready to launch off on this, but I totally agree. Cholula FTW.

It me.