bitcheslovecake
bitcheslovecake
bitcheslovecake

you don’t know AARP....

He insists there is wild hyperbole in his reputation as a manslut

In the podcast “You Must Remember This” about Madonna, the narrator discussed Warren Beatty and how someone once said to him something like “Is there a woman you wouldn’t fuck?” and he was like “Nope!” I think that’s sort of cool. I mean, the guy just liked to have sex. If he’s being upfront about it, what’s the

That dude is just so cool. He really does seem like a genuinely nice guy, and that’s the secret.

He’s very, very attractive. This totally sucks...I liked them together. They were very low-key. Same with Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger.

He is my number one celebrity lay, followed by Stanley Tucci, Gladiator Russell Crowe, then X-Men 1 Hugh Jackman, in that order.

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

Ridiculous story: I first watched this movie during MySpace’s heyday and I had “Incense & Peppermints” as the obnoxious song that would autoplay when you went to my page. John Lazar friended me because I listed the movie in my favorite movies. He would always wish me a happy birthday and this was before online

Maybe they were waiting for BrexPitt to hoover up all the tabloid attention.

It’s clearly because he was meant for me and this is the universe’s reward to me for loving him since Scream in 1996.

Cool. Can I lick his jaw line now.

Man,

I was just typing a similar comment until I scrolled and saw yours. Here I am supporting my family, under intense pressure to finish my dissertation so I can be “legitimate” and also trying to be a good mom to my kids while we have zero savings or resources and someone just fucking hands it to her because she is rich,

So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

Siding with Lau and BryanBoy on this one. Their comments are elitist and hypocritical. They’re just mad because print magazines aren’t what they were and they’re too set in their ways to revamp their business model.

Clowns are the only thing I am afraid of, I mean really really afraid of. My fight or flight mechanism is kind of busted too because I have never been able to runaway. (My family is full of people who run towards the burning building.) My family knows better than to put me in a place where I’m within striking distance

Wouldn’t most people just be like “wtf was that?” and keep driving? I can’t imagine a situation where it’s like “Oh my god A FUCKING CLOWN!!! IT’S PENNYWISE!!” and a car crash. That’s what this assbasket wants to believe will happen, but shit, it wouldn’t. That’s why it hasn’t.

No, clowns ruined clowns. You cannot time travel to a time where people are not afraid of clowns because they are inherently scary.

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”