Oh god you're so lucky. I need to meet him. I've been to a few of his concerts but none where there was an opportunity. He is my favorite celebrity and my hero.

Hampshire?

These are the same people that leave prayer dollar -looking bills as tips!!!! And then it says "you got excited, didn't you" and that the best gift is Jesus. I bet Jesus was a good tipper.

Very interesting. This makes perfect sense. I miss sociology class.

*Does anybody give a flying fuck about awards ceremonies?

Don't invite cake stress into your life.

Ok, I'm drunk.

Maybe I'm drunk, but these aren't weird enough for me. They're usually so. weird. Like I said, maybe I'm drunk.

Everyone just screw Hellman's. Buy Kewpie! It's Japanese mayo that tastes way better and comes in a soft squeeze bottle with an engraving of a baby on it. Sounds weird but I promise you will convert.

Than any other fluid around.

Diet coke tastes better.

Yep. I work in a sushi restaurant and we have to refill the low sodium soy sauce bottles at three times the rate of the regular ones. Now when I ask to go orderers what kind of soy sauce packets they want, if they answer "regular" they get a high five from me.

Yay Angela! You rock. What an interesting subject. I'm so happy to find you're writing on one of my favorite sites. Love, Weiss.

I need to hear this story.

You forgot mulligatawny! My second favorite soup of all time. (Number one is my mom's matzoh ball soup; dill is the secret to a good broth.)

You will like it. It's pretty clever.

west wing, Gilmore girls, Star Trek tng, breaking bad because you can't get away I hope you are happy soon but in the meantime, getting lost in television will help a lot. Oh! Also x-files is awesome. Helped me get over my worst break up. For light and funny, parks and rec. I'm thinking of you!

are you me??

Carlton is gonna win it. I've seen him on stage. He's spectacular.

New Orleans area here too...the sub minimum wage here is $2.13/hour. You get paid out your tips each night in cash, minus tip outs for bar and expeditor. So you walk away with cash, but you have to declare your tips to the computer system for tax purposes when you clock out. Every two weeks you get your paycheck for…