is mario a kid or a squid tho

Damn.

Not enough Taco Bell special sauce stains on the paper for it to be Dan Ryckert.

Handwriting is too good.

Are you sure though

I thought Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam was coming out on Friday?

I must have missed that orc Moses baby basket scene the first time I saw this trailer. Man, this movie is going to be terrible.

This may be the dark middle chapter, but I am confident Return of the Klepek will see things set right.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Funny how I just learned the word Apophenia today. It can’t be mere coincidence.

Because you can’t read? ;)

They’ll rename it Tekken X (a) Street Fighter.

I thought his motivation was “I took a drug that made me completely batshit insane.”