To be fair, I wouldn’t hold Garfield accountable for balance problems in the Power 9. MtG was a visionary product back when it first came out, but in the first 3 sets literally no one had any idea what they were doing since they were pretty much inventing the CCG style of game from scratch. They came up with a loose,…

Every single time I tried to watch that show, it was incomprehensible to my sub-10-year-old mind. And it was on ALL the time.

Wait, that’s a real line from the show/the game? If so, that’s amazing 4th-wall-breaking humour.

Never mind, it just occurred to me that of all the locations in the game, that final area is the perfect place to actually use the Dream Gate ability. Should’ve done that.

The Path of Pain is indeed a good challenge, but I wish it was checkpointed better.

The Un’Goro meta is still bad in my mind. We lost a bunch of interesting tools from League of Explorers (Reno, Brann, Sir Finley), we lost a bunch of good cards from Classic for basically no good fucking reason, and most of the new Un’Goro themes were a bust.

Is it really unclear where the money went? Obviously it went into covering the operating costs of the team at Playdek trying to make Unsung Story. That’s basically how it went at Double Fine as far as I know, then the Kickstarter money ran out and Double Fine had to start spending their own company money to pay their…

Hmmmm...when strategy meets savagery...so it’s a game about strategery?

Now I really want to know how you thought it made any sense that Thrall could cast a spell that turned him into undead Lich Jaina. All of the undead hero cards have pretty obvious 1:1 connections to the 9 basic heroes.

This reminds me a lot of Hotline Miami, where a small dev accidentally made a game that went really mainstream popular on PC (Hotline Miami, Nidhogg), but that doesn’t change the fact that the devs are used to just doing their own thing in obscurity so they give zero fucks whether their decisions for the sequel are…

Counterpoint: Lawful good is a boring alignment to play as, but it’s a necessary sacrifice for at least one player to make, to have that Boy Scout lawful good paladin or cleric in the party as a contrast and foil for the other assortment of scoundrels, rageaholics, and unhinged spellcasters in the party. Would Han…

Half-Life 2 Barney is basically Matthew Broderick, and that’s just fine.

He used “old” to mean “stale” or “well-trodden”. As in, the formulaic opening of every Zelda from Ocarina of Time to Skyward Sword.

The “interactions with voe” dating class in Gerudo Town is hysterical. Both the very concept of it, and the answers that some of the students give.

Yeah, like Terraria or Stardew Valley could’ve also been nominated, but Civ deserves to win that award.

Yeah, it literally shouldn’t have been eligible for the category at all, it doesn’t even fit the description.

The cooldown on her turrets needs to be much shorter so she can more quickly cover an area in turrets. If Torbjorn loses his turret, he can move, build a new one, and quickly have it going at maximum efficiency in less than 10 seconds.
If something clears out Symmetra’s turrets, she can move somewhere else, quickly…

That’s written super lazily. Sure, the artwork of turning Steven Universe into Sans is reasonably well done, but holy shit that guy needs to stick to just drawing, and find someone else who is actually funny to write the text part of his comics.

I just find that hard to believe. When you’re running the Blizzard/Battle.net game launcher thing that has WoW, Diablo III, Starcraft II, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, and Overwatch all tied into it, the program is titled Battle.net. They’re going to have to rename that to something. Blizzard Launcher? In an age…

Hey Kirk, how long was your play session?