It's adorable that you're so proud of Yugioh players for being able to remember stats and rules interactions in their heads, as if there weren't scores of other tabletop games before and after Yugioh that require a comparable amount of memory work, if not more.

The way it worked before the patch was retarded. The points were completely meaningless, because you'd have to be inconceivably poor at the game to ever lose points consistently. So everybody was just gaining points constantly. Now it basically works the way it did in Mario Kart Wii, which is totally fine. It's close…

Ah, OK, so it's just a poor joke. It would've helped the joke if it look even remotely like an ad on a billboard, instead of just a picture of Destiny on a giant grey computer monitor.

I don't understand ActionTrip whatsoever. They're climbing Mount Everest, and then for no reason there's a screen with Destiny advertising on it.

Yeah, Kotaku keeps posting the same artist's "90's cartoon characters grown up", and I think they're terrible. Like you said, it simply turns them all into 20-something fashion models douchebags.

So I think the writing in Hotel Dusk is fantastic, and it's still pretty bold to make a video game where nobody gets shot in the face and you don't save the universe. Frankly, the story told in Hotel Dusk is small, inconsequential to the greater state of the world, but very important to the people involved, kinda…

As other people have explained, you didn't miss much, it's just a bad joke. Mallow is kind of a marshmallow so it makes sense that she at him, but everyone else is not so obviously edible so the joke is stupid.

That bottom stick looks horribly uncomfortable to use.

The biggest issue for the game is that it doesn't just group together all the vehicles that share the same stats. There are a ton of "duplicate" vehicles that all have the exact same stats, but look different (same for tires, and there are actually only two kinds of parachutes/gliders). There actually aren't that many…

I'm pretty sure they used this:

Yeah, sure, why not. I'd watch some lady Ghostbusters. Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd are way too old anyways, Harold Ramis has sadly passed away. And no offense, but even if he's looking for work, I don't think anybody really cares that much about Ghostbuster-that-was-originally-supposed-to-be-Eddie-Murphy.

As someone who hasn't read the books or watched the show, I've forgotten literally all of those sentences within about 10 seconds of reading them. Every sentence is like 8-10 names of people or places who significance or relation to each other I have no idea of. I may as well be reading the phone book for how…

As a person who likes looking at big, tall stuff, I like what this guy does.

Haha, and "Remember me?" becomes the new "Falcon PUNCH!"

To be fair, Starcraft 2 didn't bother with emotional moments or an intricate plot either.

Oh man, that kid burned Michael Bay so good.

Agreed, Nerf Now has always felt like it was written by a horny 11-year-old boy. It's just not a very good webcomic.

To be fair, the last couple of NBA 2K games look good enough that, until it zooms in close on an individual player, it really does pass for broadcast basketball. When the camera is pulled back, above the players and the court, it does look incredibly convincing. Moreso than the other sports games, in my opinion.

That is Abyss Odyssey. It's from the same developers as Zeno Clash, and Rock of Ages, if you're into weird indie games.