Getting to rank 20 isn't even an accomplishment. You can't lose progress! If you just keep playing, even if you lose all the time, eventually you'll get a round where your opponent gets a super shitty starting hand and yours is really on point. Do that like 6 or 7 more times and you're pretty much at rank 20.

I think it's really weird that Kotaku A) established their firm "Luigi death stare meme is over" stance by writing a headline saying as much, and B) that they've now had at least 2 or 3 articles continuing to feature the Luigi death stare, and in said articles they feel the need to remind us that they already wrote an…

For them to be chastised for making a rape joke, anyone would have to care what ActionTrip is doing.

I also thought that Wolfenstein must be somewhat like Castlevania.

So the joke is that Shadow of Mordor probably isn't going to be all that faithful to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, but the devs will probably hand wave it all away and say "Wraith powers, no one knew the extent of Wraith powers UNTIL NOW".

I know English isn't the first language of Nerf Now's writer, but honestly, he should maybe keep his jokes simpler, because sometimes they are literally nonsensical. The metaphor he is trying to make seems baffling. An iPhone is not a blunt object meant for hammering, so obviously it's a terrible hammer. Other things…

Oh yeah, all the cross play stuff where you can stream games off your PS3 onto your Vita, and many Vita downloadable games are mostly PS3 downloadable games as well, it's totally killing Vita software development. It's quickly just turning into a weird PS3/PS4 accessory.

And with star of stage and screen Will Smith, how can you go wrong!

OK, I think all this Blue Mage talk is bogging this discussion down. Say someone has never played a Final Fantasy before. The comic still works.

How so? The comic establishes that Edea, while looking all sexy as a Vampire, can gain enemy skills. She then gains a super gross enemy skill. Comedy.

That continues to be my favourite game over screen ever.

All the planets were represented (including Pluto) at one time or another, and they were all the leggiest motherfuckers you've ever seen.

The whole picture just has some really weird lightning to it that makes the whole thing look fake.

So having spoken to Rami Ismail at Vlambeer's PAX East booth this weekend, I'm pretty sure I'm directly quoting him in saying that they're only going to add online multiplayer if they can get it to feel right. If the latency or what have you feels off, he made it sound like they were willing to just only have local…

Alright, I'm glad somebody else noticed that his dick looks huge.

I really can't imagine this has anything to do with the toxic community on YouTube, because no adult in their right mind would bother even looking at comments or messages on YouTube. The people who comment on YouTube videos are 12-year-olds (either literally or intellectually) whose opinions don't matter just so long…

This comments section is obviously going to turn into what people think was actually an end of an era, so here's my piece:

No mention of the Dawn of the Dead 2004? That movie had a perfectly good ending, where they make it to the docks, get on a boat, but the male lead realizes he is bitten, so he chooses to stay behind. The boat pulls out into the water, and the film ends with you hearing a single gunshot in the distance. The characters…

In later interviews the developers admitted that really early in production (before the 3DS hardware was finalized), they weren't positive they'd have the horsepower to give the character models a bunch of different joints for the combat animations. So the decided the easiest one to cut was the ankle joint, since…

Awww, c'mon, Corpse Run was alright.