“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

FUCK YEAH WIZARD CAT

Fuck right off with this nonsense. 

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

Someone give this man a damn Pulitzer

Dear Penthouse,

Its handling skills suck, it’s too compact even for small ball, and for God’s and David Silver’s sake, it’s not even shiney...

They probably use the exact same "look what you made me do" logic when they beat their wives.

When you have the credentials in your hand, as it is shown in other videos, and you are still pushed back by said hardass, yeah, fuckin go for it.  There’s camera’s all over that place, if the cop clearly provokes in the incident, it will come out and there won’t be any charges.  Go jerk off to End of Watch again, yah…

I stated, here and on Twitter, like dozens of times, that it didn’t matter who won Raps/Sixers because Milwaukee was going to destroy either one and was the only team in the East who had a shot of challenging Golden State, so I just want to use this space to say: I am an idiot, and this is one of several reasons why I…

“My Bride / My Groom” can stop the day after the wedding if you ask me. You get one day for us to pretend you’re special, they you’re plain old wife and husband like the rest of us. 

I put that shit on everything!

I always said 60-70 (Maybe 75 was what I wanted and looks like that’s what I’m going to get). Yeah I’m going to enjoy the rest of my years and make as many people as possible happy. Thanks by the way.

I’m sorry to hear that, but you know what?

Everyone knows that after five and a half months you have to start calling her “Mother”. 

I know a guy who posts a picture every time he and his wife leave the house and they all include the phrase “my love”. They have more marital problems than the Clintons.

You ok, babe?

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

or, just let people live their lives and love each other. you aren’t part of the equation, and neither are your feelings.

Any argument about Kerr being an empty suit is invalidated by the presence of the color guy who’s broadcast the Warriors’ five straight finals appearances.