This is a killer comment.

Wasn’t expecting you to invoke the name of Achilles - what a heel turn.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

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This is exactly what I would say about this series if I could write like Ray Ratto.

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

As a born-in-the-USAian, I wouldn’t say alienating. I would say boring, jingoistic, and sometimes embarrassing. (But you should definitely keep saying alienating.)

If you are fortunate enough to live in a city with an Alamo cinema drafthouse, I cannot recommend their morning matinees enough. Their breakfast menus are fantastic

Second thing, the Blazing Saddles clip reminds me: Robyn Hilton was really great in her role in that movie.

All of you are missing Burneko’s real point: The Army of the Dead was overhyped and it was stupid that they were wiped out this easily and with so little (real) consequences. He’s mostly right about this. I think he’s being tongue-in-cheek about arguing that Cersei is actually smarter than everyone else.

I’m scared of Khalil Mack and I will never see him face to face

Plating is part of the presentation and atmosphere. I appreciate a tasteful plating, I even try to fancily plate my home cooking. It’s fun.

I’m not Catholic, and I only visited Notre Dame once, but my heart damn near broke yesterday as I watched the Cathedral burn. I can only be thankful that much of the stone outer structure survived.

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

Largely because it’s physically impossible for him to move slower.

You and Drew aren’t reading enough Skillet. Go ask Claire and she’ll tell you the right answer, Duck Fat.

Good story. Thanks for sharing.

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Five, dammit!