This has zero to do with his suitability as the Democratic nominee, but does anyone else find this guy kind of hot?

Kim’s clothes were way more fun before Kanye started interfering.

LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ

I guess the answer to the Beyonce fake pregnancy rumors is that Blue Ivy was hatched, and is also a dragon.

Thanks! One of the skirts is pleated. So this helps!!

Why are we not talking about the amazing casting of Selma Blair as Kris Jenner?

Of all the reasons to make fun of GW, his painting hobby is pretty low on the list for me.

American Crime Story isn’t a biopic. It’s similar to American Horror Story (same creator and many of the same actors) except it’s about crimes. Season 1 is about the OJ trial.

I had good results with Emperial House at the Copley Mall. I had a pleated maxi skirt and needed to get the waist taken in. I brought it to Jerry’s Custom Tailoring first, but he didn’t feel comfortable doing the alterations because he didn’t think he could do it without messing up the pleats.

I only allow myself to two Real Housewife franchises: Beverly Hills and New York. Stupid job gets in the way of all my TV watching.

I did the same thing at my wedding! Pets! They’re just like us!

As a Boston University alumna (law), this is about what I would expect from the administration. You want to know what this is about? Money. He’s speaking out because rich white alums made enough noise that he was eager to smooth their white, downy feathers. It has nothing to do with soul-searching or anything…

You are my hero!

White people are so fragile. We have the upper hand in basically every social structure in the U.S. How about we let people call it out without risk of being fired from their jobs?

He opted to make it so long and tedious that nobody would read the whole thing. That’s a novel communications strategy, for an academic.

Jia was being stupid. I love her work generally, but that’s....sigh.

“don’t swipe too much nail polish on a nail at a time”

Coupla things: if you’re really aggressive about getting your cuticles off, like I am, soak your fingers in warm soapy water for a couple minutes after you’ve applied the cuticle softener but before you push the cuticles back. This’ll soften the skin a bit more and make them easier to work with.

And suddenly the idea of just suing people doesn’t seem so crazy now, does it?

Once upon a time, I went to a Ja Rule and Ashanti concert. I wore my finest outfit, a red, one shoulder long sleeve crop top with flared jeans. It would’ve been perfect, except Ashanti wasn’t there. Some nonsense about a sore throat or something. Damn it Ashanti. Ja Rule could never appreciate my red one shoulder long…