Even one is too many.

Signed, a bride who had four complete flakes who didn’t help at all and who failed to throw a bachelorette party

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this, but often friends come in packs. So I have my MOH and my sister, but I have a group of four friends who have been close since high school and are still there, showing up for me all the time, and I can’t ask one and not the other three, or any combination of the four. Can’t do…

Isn’t animal murder a sign of being a psychopath....?

I wish this blog had been around when I started planning my wedding last year. I now wish I didn't have a wedding party. I think I'm a pretty chill bride but GOD get your shit together, bridesmaids. I have one who opts out of everything before there's even a date put to it. "Can't come to whatever weekend we plan for…

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID BONER.

Joan’s exit made me so incredibly sad, yet I totally expected it. The moment she stood up for herself and let the McCann Exec know just what an asshole he and his staff were was everything, but she couldn’t see any reasonable way to actually hold them accountable. And yea, there’s been progress(ish) between now and…

I loved Roger originally thinking that Shirley was leaving because “we all hate Carol”.

Really? He kind of looks like the icky guy from Maroon 5 to me :-\

That gif is hypnotizing. What a beautiful man.

But they’re half-Armenian, so technically the Kardashians are partially their fault.

Way to bury the lede with that Neville Longbottom item, Stassa. YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS!!!!!

The South Korean makeover is great, but then again Korea is absolutely killer with everything skincare/beauty related. Brb gonna put on a snail sheet mask.

Little tiny babies get fussy and tire easily, after all. This was WAY past her bedtime. What kind of little tiny baby is up at such a late hour?? Shameful.

TBH it would be suuuper fun to be able to post random shit on the internet and watch social media/news sites speculate over it. If I were famous I'd just be a giant Instagram troll. *sigh*

Seriously, I hate how much we are forced to hear from them from all media. I like it when assholes turn on each other though. I just wish it didn't involve the most irrelevant loser in that family.

That is one brave button. Hold fast, little guy!

I hate them. I take it off as soon as I get home, and really only wear them to work. And I have small boobs so I dunno. I also hate pants. Really just anything that feels confining, I cannot deal with. Braless long skirt wearing hippie is more my scene.

Whaaaa??? How did that angel wind up in the restaurant industry (as an owner/manager)? I worked as a server/bartender for well over a decade and NEVER met anything but absolute bottom of the barrel scumbags in those positions. Either bordering on or actively criminal. I can't imagine this lady in that position! Glad…

So she was sweet, but not sweet enough to raise your wage to one that you could actually live on?