You sound like you've been left off a lot of wedding guest lists.

I am having so much trouble starring comments for some reason!! (I’m on my phone, but still).

Some people would rather sit in traffic, alone and in air conditioning, than wait for public transportation that has to be shared with a bunch of strangers.

I love my husband. I really do. But if he ever asked me to wear that and pose like that, in the middle of a dirt road, I’d tell him to gtf out of here. Kimmy is a truly indulgent wife.

You have to manage expectations. We told people we were planning to elope, so when we ended up inviting people to a BBQ and beer sort of event, they were very relieved.

I call my dad “whitey” occasionally because I can tell it bugs him, and I don’t think it’s a bad thing for him to feel the sting of a slightly racist term every now and then.

I totally read that as Haley Joel Osmond.

Not technically my story, but one of my husband’s groomsmen hooked up with two people during my wedding weekend. One was a bridesmaid, who gave him a BJ in the bathroom, the other was a guest, but my husband hasn’t provided details. I expect he’ll let them slip in the near future, since our anniversary is coming up.

I am so grateful I’ve never encountered one of these Gamergate people in the wild. I don’t think I would be able to contain my contempt, and I think I would resort to some hateful takedowns, just to make them cry. It would not bring out the best in me.

Do you understand humor?

Amy Schumer had to audition?

If there’s legitimate concern that the tattooed mother could pass diseases along to her baby because of her new tattoo, then why aren’t they contacting every single person who got a tattoo, from the same shop around the same time, to warn them of potential dangers and keep them from going about their lives?

I was thinking the same thing. I had no idea it had been claimed by tea partiers; I always thought it was flown by people who wanted to honor the people who founded the country, which is not a left wing or right wing desire.

:D

When I lived a block away from Trader Joe’s, I ate a bag of their honey roasted peanuts every day. Just put them in a drinking glass and chugged them.

I keep hearing and reading about this Tilly cardigan, but I have no idea what it looks like. How offensive could it possibly be??

When I was in middle school I loved Billy Corgan. Loved. Loved.

I can’t hate on this. I’m of the opinion that a wedding registry is your last opportunity to ask for stuff, so make it good. Granted, a lot of this stuff is silly and questionable. Like, the garden hoses? That’s the sort of thing that, if she actually has the need for them, she probably already has them.

Ooooohh! You are right; I stand corrected.

This was my line of thinking, plus WHY IS MICHELLE PHAN SO OMG STUPID?