I grew up in the Northeast, but I have a cousin who grew up in the South, and he says, roughly, Cuh-oke. Really seamlessly, in one syllable.

I get that this isn't the point, but where did she find a 2 carat, emerald cut diamond ring for only $15,000? I call bullshit.

I'm definitely a Shoshanna. The Buzzfeed quiz that I took three times told me so.

I'm pretty sure I starred your bedbug comment too.

Me too! The first time I noticed Mr. B's forearms, I had to touch them. And we weren't even dating yet. In that moment, I was a total creep.

Haha! See? What you did there? Taking what I said, and condensing it into way fewer words? I love that.

Guys who use language really cleverly. Like, they have really large vocabularies, and they make up words/descriptors that should already exist.

1. You'll be missed.

If they put these mini phones back on the market, I'd happily give up my smartphone.

I've already starred all the comments related to hospital corners, because seriously, learning about those things changed my life.

I like your screen name!

Yeah. There are literally thousands of people who have gotten that much, and more, in signing bonuses since graduating from school in May. He's not special.

Yeah, I kind of wanted to point this out, but wasn't sure how to word it without making it seem like $32K in two months wasn't still a lot of money.

I don't think they're actually trying to excuse their bad behavior; I think they just think they're being funny.

Oh I agree! Hence the quotation marks.

Whatever it's called, my point still stands.

If she's talking about norm core, I can't help but agree. Not everyone can wear high-waisted short shorts with crop tops and hi-top sneakers and still look like a "lady."

It's also kind of nuts how the authorities are assuming the person who had a "miscarriage" is a student, but they're treating her as a suspect anyway. It's like, there's an understanding that someone who would deal with this in this way is probably not mature or aware of her options and rights. But at the same time,…

Angelina looks beautiful, but also a little sad in that photo...

I've been to the Drunken Ship in Rome! But I was only ever kicked out of a bar in Florence. Truly mortifying.