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Oh my god, I am laughing out loud!

This is the shortest insane story that I have.

I have a few, but I'm only going to post two. This is the long one.

Good question!

For some reason, every time I hear about these people who buy famous people's old food or hair, or toothbrushes, or whatever, I imagine that the winning bidder is using it to harvest DNA to make celebrity clones, and there is a stable of celebrity clones somewhere. (Different from the Scarlett Johansson/Ewan McGregor

Shouldn't they have made it about a college professor who turns to screenwriting in an effort to make ends meet?

Whatever. Let me know when there's a Diet Coke store that sells DC in all of it's variations and vehicles. Like a coffee shop, but only DC, and maybe Diet Mountain Dew.

Yeah! It was hella weird and stressful how it went from relatively calm to really abusive in an instant. And I'm just an observer who's never had to experience anything like this. I can't imagine what this would be like for people who are watching this who've been through something similar in their own lives.

I got one of these when I went on a trip to a country where we were warned about pick pockets, but it's also decent for holding stuff while exercising. I can fit my iPhone, chapstick, keys, ID, and emergency cash in it, all while maintaining a streamlined silhouette.

This is better than my suggestion for #6:

I think that before we ask these ladies to name names, we should understand who is potentially waiting in the wings to take over. Based on Gillibrand's quotes, I'd bet a healthy sum of money that at least one of the offenders is someone from her own party. And if that person is from a state where Congressional seats

I saw two of them, none of them featuring the acts listed above, and then I left the comments alone until the greys came back. But really? People do this stuff? Don't answer that; I don't need to know.

None of these are real things! No one does this stuff!

Your posts are making my smile all over the place this morning.

This sounds like a very mature, possibly sweet, arrangement. Kudos to them!

Especially since it seems like you would/should have to reassemble for each use.

If you're purchasing blue ice sculptures for your summer wedding, you deserve to have them melt into penis shapes

I'm not sure about Deerfield in particular, but there's a lot of camping and hiking going on in the Shenandoah Valley area, so witnesses might not have been residents.

After I read "I Hate Tumors", an article written by Sarah Lyle for Jane Magazine about a friend of hers dying from cervical cancer, I knew HPV was no joke. Diseases that can take down healthy 28-year-old women are scary.