I lose a lot of mass most mornings around 7 AM and maybe a second time around 5 PM.

she plays “all the way” Mae, like, it seems like potentially inspired casting.

Hey, the job description says write snarky one-sentence comments that link to other websites. It doesn’t say anything about actually reading the articles.

Ok, I don’t care about Bennifer 2.0 but I will now care about Jennifer Slopez.

That blue text on top of the silver vehicle is practically unreadable.  Who thought that was a good choice?

I don’t recall reading anything about a timeline for the change, either, which is a bit suspect. Her father will “work with the Court and his daughter’s new attorney to prepare for an orderly transition to a new conservator.”  But I don’t know if that’s a “three weeks” or “three years” kinda thing.  Something tells me…

In order to process this new information I’ll just be sitting in the corner, screaming. Thanks.

I have a relative who accidently set off his silent home alarm. It’s a well off neighborhood, so the cops should up within minutes.  He’s Black, the officers were white.  One officer gave my relative dirty looks and kept his hand on his gun the entire time.  They both had a hard time believing my relative owned his…

Ugh I hate invasive bamboo. It is damn near impossible to remove and provides no environmental value unless I start keeping pandas as pets.

OMG! BAMBOO! tore it out AND SOAKED IN CANCER CAUSING CHEMICALS... bamboo shoots come up on other side of yard... the root system extends way out!

I’ll take a dime at +550 on “He ends up co-hosting a CNN show with his brother by Q1 2022, a light-hearted yet sanctimonious primetime news show where the brothers’ witty banter gets weaved in to actual news stories”.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

Oh, story time:

Before our building was renovated, flies would often come into our building and drive us bananas. One of my co-workers invested in the bug zapper tennis racket. We took turns with it, got little work done. It was a riot.

And then the wasps came.

Apparently, somewhere in the drop ceiling was a nest of…

whose place in history is as a clunky fad.

That headline made me think this was going to be a farewell post.

Actually, she asked to renegotiate her contract before the lawsuit was launched, and they said no, whereas other actors have been able to do so since the pandemic started.

Sure. But don’t use that as a fucking excuse to cheat your actors out of the money you owe them.