Did you bite the heads off first? I always bit the heads off.

This comment reveals more about yourself than you intended.

Oh my god same, they were all so good except that peach one that tastes like chalky vomit 😭

Kindly, get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.

Thanks for the laugh, eating my gummy vitamins is also the highlight of my day some days. They're delicious! Although after my partner admitted to going through a jar "in a week or so" because they're so good we DID have to sit down and have a chat about why gobbling multivitamins is bad for you...

Have you considered sugar-free gummy bears? Binging on them will also quickly become unpleasant.

This is my secret for making the perfect mayo EVERY TIME. Just keep topping off the double dribbler and use the grind function instead of chop, while ignoring  the smell of hot machinery. 

That’s a double-dribbler, which is a bad thing in basketball but a good thing here. 

Beth was saying the exact same thing in slack!

Thanks :) The WhirlyPop brings back so many memories of childhood - in my house growing up, popcorn was our Sunday evening dinner (along with some fruit and cheese, generally). But yeah, most of the time it’s just me eating it, my husband might have a handful and the dog will beg for a few pieces.

Everybody wants to rule the world.

“That Pedo-bot had it coming.”-Elon Musk

The irony of this comment on an article about how some lady (who was on American Idol I guess) might be a Republican. LOL

No - SHE REPORTED ON IT.  It’s maddening. 

Harron Walker even covered the table read:

I followed that advice for years and ended up eating a lot more fruit and simple baked apples with cinnamon to quell the need for something sweet that does not require a lot of labor.

I still use the phrase “It’s in that place where I put that thing that time” with reckless abandon

Unsolicited advice taken, and I assure you that as an estate planning attorney and someone who had a messy divorce, I have accounted for my financial interest in the event of his death, and the risk involved if we break up before I start contributing to home renovations. I’m the girlfriend who made him sign a…

My parents are not super-rich, but we grew up poor, and my Mom knows how to squeeze a penny like nobody else.

She is now quite wealthy, and still won’t buy a soda out of a vending machine because it’s a rip-off.

Literally, a crisis actor.