Every time Tebow has an impure thought, he adds a punctuation mark as penance. 

Three most important pieces of advice I wish someone had told me before I had my first baby:

That they pulled this off is a good reminder that Putin and his thugs can’t control everything. They are fearless. I love it!

Maybe the one time I’ll ever say ‘In Putin’s defense’, but...

My favorite thing from the week were some mango summer rolls! And then many dipping sauces (favorites were a soy-ginger and a peanut sauce). I happened to have everything on hand which was great, and had vermicelli bowl leftovers for days too!

I still remember being afraid of turning on my bike so when I reached a corner etc I would get off the bike and turn it around 

“Every New CVS Summer Beauty Item Is Less Than $20 So Get Ready To Spend.”

When I was a kid, the local drugstore had a counter of costume jewelry, including a ring with huge triangular cubic zirconias, and I wanted it so badly that I asked for it for Christmas. Upon receiving it, I put it on and went to school and told everyone I had gotten engaged to John Taylor, the bassist for Duran Duran.…

Oh have a heart. He says that now he cant “even go near women”. You know from the trauma. Of sexually assaulting Taylor Swift. Thats why he can’t even go near her entire gender. I suspect he thinks we will be saddened by this development? That he, a woman groper is swearing off being near women?

ETA: Now that I’ve reflected more, I am pretty sure that a lot of these ideas in my initial comment came from the fantastic book Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life, by Emily Nagoski. I am putting this out there because literally every woman and the people who sleep with women…

Fellow bisexual woman here. I think hetero sex can be this weird race where you both think you’re supposed to come doing the same thing (penetrative sex) while there is a whole different rhythm to sex with women. I like that when I have sex with women you take turns giving one another orgasms. Of course it helps when…

As a bisexual woman I a) agree, and b) think socialized gender roles have a lot to do with this. Cis men are often so focused on being “the man” in bed and pounding away like a jackhammer that they forget to loosen up and have fun. Their masculinity is tied up in their sexual performance, so many of them are too focuse…

Guy waiting to ask you out= guy who will never ask you out until you’re in another relationship so he can tell himself that’s why you’re not together instead of risking rejection.

You know what?  I love Maude, with her old fashioned name and her adorable twitter handle and her strength and courage. I hope she is offered an amazing job where she’s happy as a clam for the rest of her life, amen.

Publishing this seems like a pretty big self-own, but then again maybe it was a kindness from the agent to quit because of "patriotism" and not because of "dead career ism".

Michelle Williams and her fiancé Chad Johnson have reportedly signed on to do a reality show.

I’ll go out on a limb and say she’s not going to take a subtle approach.

Honestly I think it’s just because she’s been married a few times and each time she changed her name, so it’s like, who even knows her last name anymore?