I picture Jesus to look like khal drogo. 

I’m probably gonna wear daisy dukes even after I join AARP because I hate the way longer shorts look on me. I already AM short, longer shorts just make me feel stumpy.

I wear shorts occasionally on the weekends. They’re only my first-choice when I need to move easily (doing outdoor work or working out) without flashing my underwear.

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

I AM HAVING A ROUGH WEEK AND I NEED JAMIE FOXX AND KATIE HOLMES “RELATIONSHIP” TO STAY STRONG GOD DAMNIT. I NEED LOVE TO BE REAL.

It’s like some horrible reverse-Lysystrata.

We can’t possibly know if he would die on the sun or not.  Let’s just see.

I agree with your whole post. Unfortunately, it’s all about long game now. Raise your kids to be fighters and avid voters. The right has been playing this game since the early 70's and are just now seeing the fruits of their labor. That’s an adult lifetime. We have to fight back with the expectation that we can…

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”

I was just talking about Roe and the recent SCOTUS shenanigans with a coworker this morning. I said, “I guarantee you Roe will be challenged within the next few years.” My coworker didn’t think the Republicans would actually go *that* far and try to strike down Roe.

Unlike Trainor, McCain is all about that base, and wants you to let her be right.

I think you’re looking too far ahead. I’m going to volunteer for Phil Bredesen this summer & fall, hoping he makes it to the Senate and flips Corker’s seat blue. He was a POPULAR Democratic governor in a red state, and a lot of Republicans voted for him. I mean goddamn, he cut health care in Tennessee! And yet, I have…

one is all about that bass and one tries to play to the base

Hm, I mean I’ve never seen them in the same room together....

This feels truly full circle for me, as Stila’s stay all day eyeliner remained in a perfect cat-eye through my election night 2016 sobs. No exaggeration. I almost wrote a Sephora review built around this information. 

The President literally has zero political experience and that didn’t stop him, so let’s stop with this whole “lack of experience” narrative when it only applies to young women. By 28 I was already a lawyer working for the DOJ, so please don’t tell me what young women can and can’t do.

Perhaps we can start by not referring to a 28 year old as a “girl,” as this report does. One can even argue not to call her a“young woman” either. 28 is a full decade into legal adulthood, so maybe we can just call her a woman.

I think this is one of those things where the “high-up” media/politicians are completely up their own asses and divorced from the reality of what the “common” voter cares about - I know, totally unheard of. I’ve seen a lot today about how NY14 is such a blue seat etc, etc but here in central Pennsylvania (aka…

I am fine with it because context:

People are upset that the U.S. is on the list ahead of other countries where it is obviously dangerous for women, but remember that health is one of the metrics used, as well as sexual violence and discrimination. We are going backwards in women health, especially for pregnant women who are not rich. Add that to the…