Of all the things you have to experience as a ‘celebrity’, this must be the most obnoxious. Having said that, I love watching their airport fashion so I’m part of the problem. Bitch.

Hello Jezzies! This will most likely get lost in the greys (I was busy doing some self-care such as taking my dogs for a long walk and having a hot bath and great glass of wine) but on the off-chance someone will read this and can offer a bit of advice, here goes. Sorry for the novel!

I love living vicariously through you.

I did a thing this week.

I got married last year and chose to keep my name, and the reactions have been interesting. Growing up I didn’t know anyone whose mother kept her maiden name after she got married. All of my now-married women friends changed their names. I don’t know any married couples who have hyphenated their last names or created…

So, the dating continues! I went out again with The Bartender, earlier this week we met at a wine bar/farm to table restaurant, and sat at the bar and shared a bunch of wine flights, including a sangria flight. And just hung out and talked. He’s a very nice guy with many good qualities, is my early opinion here. I’m…

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

My instinct when I saw the title of this article was to cover my boobs. I clean houses and many of my clients have the boob-height breakfast bars, ok, whatever. But what they also have are stools with backs made of fancy (and HIDEOUS in all cases) boob-height wrought iron that, if I go anywhere near a stool for any…

My comment was addressing the last part of yours - and that Ciroc, despite also being a sleb’s booze brand, is a treasure. Grape voddy rather than that made of potato - it would be, wouldn’t it.

A porch swing hung from the ceiling?

This site has some useful guidelines on seat heights:

I really really support you encouraging people to put their chairs at regular height. I find stools without a foot bar SO uncomfortable. I have a high top kitchen table that doubles as a kitchen work space in my rental and it is so uncomfortable that my partner and I never eat there. We prefer to balance our dinner on…

personally i would rather stand and glower and drink coffee than sit on a stool

Reasons for stools: they were developed so people could sit in narrow urban bars & not block traffic: less overhang (knee space)needed (c. 8" vs. minimum 14" for chairs) because your legs hang down instead of jutting forward at 90 degrees.

I have some really nice bar stool height chairs for my kitchen bar. They are made of real wood, have cushions, and have backs. I easily found them at a run of the mill furniture store. They were more expensive than cheap ikea like stools (about $170). They are super comfortable and I’ve had them for years.

I am currently on the hunt for stools with backs that my husband and I agree on. It’s the only real solution, I need back support.

The extra-calming video made for people who are way too high is nicely capped off with an ear splitting lifehacker beep/clang at the end. I think I peed a little.

I wasn’t aware gardening was particularly manly. Am I still allowed to wear makeup if I spend this weekend digging in my yard, or how does gender work

What is a bustard?

Because FairTax (I’m assuming you mean tax based on a % of expenditures) is non-progressive and is actually one of the most unfair tax systems ever devised. Also it hs not even been successfully academically piloted... anywhere... ever.