You would pay tax on your rewards, like everything else.

That’s not a fight at Coachella - that’s a fight at the goddamn Glendale Americana. They were having a fight outside the Sprinkles and next to the Apple Store. Maybe on their way to Forever 21? JFC. Teens.

“manny”

Something I don’t often see people take into account is that a UBI would free people to take more risks. I’m much more likely to quit my job and start a new business if I know I have a safety net to catch me in case the business fails horribly. A UBI also means I don’t have to worry about paying myself when starting a…

Katy is that hot dumb girl from high school who’s insecure about being perceived as dumb, who really, really, really wants you to know she reads. She posts a bunch of photos on social media like this one with captions like “Love reading!!!”, “Literally my favorite thing in the world!”

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

“I do see that Europe and the US are becoming... well, not European,” she wrote. “This concerns me not because I hate anyone, but for the same reason Japan would be concerned if the Japanese were becoming a minority in Japan. No people should be excited to become a minority in their homeland.....”

Right? A lot of guys seem to suffer from just that same problem— “Look, I ACKNOWLEDGE that you’ve been held back and oppressed and discriminated against, okay? I just find it offensive that you ask me to CARE about it, and it’s utterly unconscionable that you ask me to DO anything about it.”

Yeah, my husband and I both have PhDs in healthcare-adjacent fields, no major health issues, and I currently work for the federal government which is basically another PhD in dealing with bureaucracy. We still have struggled to navigate the insurance and health care system. To suggest that these people simply aren’t…

I’m going to suppress my anger and assume you’re coming at this with the aim of helping people, so I’ll just point out that we don’t need to make things so needlessly complicated. This is a single mother and the father if not out of the picture, doesn’t seem too supportive about the whole thing. So right there she…

Dongus

I read it somewhere here on Jezebel, but apparently Jimmy Fallon breaking character became kind of a problem with SNL. When he realized he could get laughs for it, he started doing it all the time. Apparently, it was particularly annoying to Tina Fey because he couldn’t ever finish a damn skit, and made everything run…

Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes. That should be an unforgivable offence for a comedian. I remember when he was doing the news on SNL with Tina Fey. She was a total professional, and he was giggling like a 14-year-old when their crush walks by, so annoying!

Also, the very qualified woman who got the job that Cohen wanted and didn’t get may have been the better candidate, but it’s easier to tell a white guy that he didn’t get the job because they needed a [diversity] candidate instead. So, this is bullshit all the way around. Diverse employees/…

“Change is great, change is needed, but I already said those two things so why are you asking me to do anything different? Why not go find someone who doesn’t say those two things and argue with him, then I can come by halfway through the conversation and loudly agree with you until me and that dude are yelling at…

Yes, this is definitely the moment in time to talk about how hard straight guys work during sex. I’m deeply grateful you brought this up! When else would we get a chance to talk about how straight men are doing all the sex right and straight women just aren’t doing enough?

Thank god we have a victim-blaming man’s opinion here! I mean, if only she’d look into it a bit more, she’d see that the men have it just as bad! Oh well, what more can we expect from some “moron” who just wants to be treated like a human being?

... so I understand some of you out there think a racist misogynist with the sophistication of a freshman fraternity pledge is a fun time,...”

An asshole what’s brimming with lies

John Mulaney describing the Trump’s charade of a presidency as “ This Is A Horse Loose In A Hospital” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard.