Well, shoot, the dipshit kid ran over the wrong cyclists, the ones with money and connections.

naw, i bet those cyclists have some real heavies on their side. Straight up pecker measuring contest.

Im so fucking confused by this sentiment.

Ac Charger isn’t a Tahoe. I mean, shit, if you want a Tahoe get a fuckin Tahoe who cares?!? but “something more enjoyable” is weird, since a Tahoe is functionally the same as a minivan but bigger. I’ve been looking at Tahoes and other yuge truck things to replace my minivan but they’re certainly not more enjoyable,…

I went to Portland state, with a large-ish population of gulf-petrostate engineering students: There were two populations: The princes, who had ferraris and corvettes and such and who never actually attended school and who spent their time drinking and dating outside their cultural background and paid the second…

These are terrible.

Moving on from a minivan to something “more enjoyable like a Tahoe”: Drake no

Also Catholics.

WAT. A minivan is great, but has Jose heard of a tent? it’s something you can use as a temporary portable shelter without having to try to fit you and two kids in a small car for sleeping, and it costs considerably less than a minivan.

“Sir, you’ve got molluscs in your intakes, no wonder it won’t run!”

Just wait until you find out about California! People go 80, 90, sometimes even 100! This poor Washington boy just can’t hang!

Im half tempted to sell but I’d have to move away from the west coast to realize any gain, since all the houses I’d buy also have gone up.

Were commemorating the birth of the American space program!

“The birth of the American space program"

Winco is basically, Washington, Idaho, Nevada, California, and Oregon. 

This is 100% a glamping rig don’t fool yourself.

Not when you’re in a city, often times it’s the bikes that are faster. 

Minivans are the best cars for many situations.

Put ‘em on lighter bikes? Shorter courses with lower speeds?

I’m surprised you picked that out, because the rest of it is also terrible advice.