biscuitscycle
Car Centric Suburban S#!7hole
biscuitscycle

If they want to sell them they should build a worse, better looking, more comfortable car.

Yep, people aren't buying these because being a great drivers car isn't the point of a muscle car. 

“HAHAH I POOPED IN THE SCREEN!!!” - Actual toddler quote from the last 24 hours.

You know how the WWII generation lived through a Republican decade and the following aftermath (10 years of economic collapse followed by an orgy of murder?) Yeah, they loved *things*, and there's nothing greater than being able to fit shit you don't need but can afford in a huge car.

I’m a SITK in a barely walkable area and my wife and I still ride our bikes for every possible errand, because fuck driving for quotidian drudgery. 

In the places that are dense enough for that to work, trains already exist. And in the places that aren’t dense enough, trains wouldn’t work.

No, fly him to Minneapolis and have him drive to Portland or Seattle.

Both of you fans should have a lot of fun with that!

It’s a three row rogue, right?

As someone who daily drives a mechanical watch and a Corolla, nothing.

Naw man,.if you go all the way to Seattle you shouldn't be drinking Starbuckstheres plenty of more cromulent options.

Yes, you have to do your own homework on this one and your anecdata is not the same.

That “Seattle area" line is bound to bring out all the Seattle locals...

Between the Ubers and the Google maps idiots that stretch can be hair-raising.

Oh what now you're gonna make everyone live in a city and not some car centric suburban shithole?!? This is the USA USA USA and if you don't like sitting in a school drop off line for 30 minutes get out!

Old cars are worse than new cars which makes them better. Does that clear thing up?

IME it would encourage an even bigger clusterfuck at the school as everyone drives their child down there and tries to park. In our local school district they sent a letter home with a kid who rides his bike to school stating that that was unacceptable behavior and that he either needed to ride the bus or be dropped

This is completely orthogonal to the reason for existence of public schools. Might as well just abolish the school district and those who can pay get schooling and those who don’t, well, maybe they can go work in factories for 12 hours a day. Might as well get some use out of the poor, right? 

SOOORY!

Exactly. So if you’ve got a Class A what are you gonna do? shop around for the best pay+bennies+location or work a weird split for 4 hours a day with a bunch of other people’s kids?