My sienna currently has a MPG estimator and a L/100km estimator. It’s a bit of a weird adjustment when switching because one has a higher number = better and the other is lower = better.

When they make fuel cost $10/gal (OH HELLO CARBON TAX), and have a VMT tax based on the weight of your vehicle. Fuck CAFE and fuck the corrupt system that gave us CAFE.

Well, ok then. 

A miata?

Stop blaming your traffic-filled commute on all the other people commuting the same as you are.

Just get the fucking minivan already. There are many values of fun, and I’ve found that while my minivan totally fucking sucks from a corner carving perspective, it more than makes up for it with comfort, cruising speed, interior volume, and absolute q-ship status with the v-6. The only problem is the tires can’t keep…

You could just ride your bike!

It would be a serious problem if and only if there were not significant regulatory, cultural, and environmental pressure to move to low/no CO2 emissions, and this is for new cars which is a much smaller lift than 50% of all vehicles on the road. I expect in 8.5 years there will be excellent, affordable (“affordable”) B…

What the fuck is this 1979?

New cars are expensive and there’s just not that many options. All manufacturers are working on their first or second gen EV/PHEVs right now, and in 8.5 years there will be a lot of options on the market.

Yeah I’m gonna let you finish but when you’re street parking in a crowded city shit happens.

CHG emissions per unit of cargo moved by ship are the lowest of all the options, followed by rail, then trucks. Ships are important to regulate, but so is reducing the amount of emissions Joe and Jill Asshole use to transport their butts to the Odeon’N’Shoppes for some stretchy pants and a flick. Every gallon of gas…

Transportation is 29% of emissions. It’s a worthy and valuable reduction target. Power generation is another large emitter, as is something called “Industry”.

It would be a typo if it were unintentional ;)

It’s made of carpet fiber. You know the answer already.

200 lb weight limit? Well, uhh, guess I’m going on a diet.

The SRT will be called the Fast Charger.

I think that sometimes, you get something because you can, and you’re curious, and you’ve always wanted something like that, and after having it for a while you discover that it’s not what you want or need and you’ve got other options. So, a car for your kid makes sense and you don’t have the payments on the R8 any…

That’s their role in this belief system. Evangelical? Female? Frigid cum dumpster!

Millionths of a groo.