So, no want.

Those are terrible and currently manufactured ebikes and scooters are better in every way but silly design. Hard pass.

“business arrangement"

I would not wish that on my best frenemy.

Yeah I just did one of those depression screenings and woah doggies they started taking shit seriously. 

I suspect the truth is somewhere in the middle between "Britney should be free!" And "Britney should not have control of her life" and it's really hard to find the right balance.

For fuck’s sake Torch just buy some new fucking cables.

like Biden will actually do something about student loan debt

Well, shit, you’re right.

Don’t the leopards just suffocate you by putting your face in their moth then eat your meaty bits? V. Curious.

Were not wasting billions on the military. It’s a jobs program and any asshole who says we can’t have a universal basic income should look at the United States military-industrial complex.

The city of brotherly FUCK YOU!

I usually say I’m going to miss the person or whatever, but yano, I think it speaks to the general caliber of the staff here that they leave and get good jobs at large established media companies. Except Raph, who just restores shit-bicycles for column inches and farts around in Brooklyn or wherever.

So, basically a tariff on everything.

Yeah, except the BLM people live there and are upset about systemic inequality. Literally the opposite of these wankers.

I can almost hear the chicken noises these goons are making as they stumble backwards to their rental vans. 

The big gun ain't shooting blanks!

Sure, it was.

He could even be an elliptical trainer!

Could be worse, they could have killed a guy.