So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

“Falkland Islands... Well, we NEED the Falklands... For strategic... sheep purposes.” -Eddie Izzard

Agreed, and I figure I might as well own it.

They definitely don’t have to be, and Clifford Geertz, in Thick Description, goes into detail about how much is assumed between the agent of an act and the people interpreting it.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

¡Muy Am-bien!

I love Stranger Things, but Freaks and Geeks did the awesome ode to D&D first. RIP Carlos the dwarf.

Oh biscuitbabe, I’m so very sorry. Hugs to you today and every day it feels this hard.

This reminds me of that meme I saw about how you shouldn’t say to your children, “see, this is why you stay in school” when you see blue-collar workers, because it teaches your children to devalue blue-collar workers instead of to value education...

Streganona Jones

I think the same thing, with genders reversed

Always gross, but we all know Johnny Depps from our late teens and early twenties. Aloof, mysterious guy with greasy hair, always up for an interesting time (at least superficially, whole lotta mess if you go into deep personal topics) who just doesn’t care about the mainstream bullshit. Maybe he majors in [select…

Politics will be politics, and garbage politicians say stupid shit they don’t believe all the time in order to appeal to large swaths of, let’s face it, fucking morons. But, some things have to remain sacred. There is no finer example than hiding behind the bullshit axiom of, “I’m just asking questions.” No you are…

SHE DIDN’T DELETE THE TWEET, SOMEONE ON HER CAMPAIGN DID.

I was just laughing at the other swimmers being like “It was all Lochte’s idea!” Fair enough, bros, but if we’re honest, you get what you deserve when you accept Ryan Lochte as your idea man.

My dad was a vet. He gave me a kitten who had been hit by a tractor. Very nice cat but it could not focus on anything due to brain damage. Like, if he tried to stare at something his eyes would start rolling and his head would eventually start to do the same.

I haven’t been following this story or even the Olympics but Ryan Lochte looks EXACTLY like Bronson Pinchot guys

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

Hulu is putting on The Handmaid’s Tale (with Samira Wiley squee!), HBO supposedly is still doing a series based on Oryx and Crake (although I haven’t heard anything about it recently), and now Netflix is adapting Alias Grace! It’s a great time to be an Atwood fan!

I seriously can’t believe U.S. Gymnastics fans have to put up with this horseshit. First, you guys are watching on a 9 hour delay, which is so insane for a high profile sport I can’t imagine the decision was made by anyone but an old man who hasn’t paid attention to gymnastics since Nadia.