Hi! Museum curator here. People really can’t be stopped from touching things unless a guard is there, next to them, monitoring their every more.We don’t want to do that anymore than you want to be in a place that treats you like you’re casing the place for a robbery.

Ugh, Dad - what are you even talking about? You’re really pissing me off. You always told me that women had the right to make decisions about their own bodies. And now you’re acting like a doofus and embarrassing me. I’m going to tell Mom and I’m also going to tell her you were playing your Harmonica when you were…

Yep.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

Also I’d just like to remind everyone that Wikileaks’s founder is a rapist.

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

Who's rude the annoying guy criticizing the girl because she's playing Pokemon?

“Bitch is playing Pokemon.”

As a Clinton supporter I say good riddance DWS, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. You failed at your job: both in getting down ticket candidates elected and apparently in being unbiased during the primary process. We need to unify as a party, enough of this nonsense.

Just a small town boy

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.

i am like INSANELY ATTRACTED to kate all the time. like a really primal, sexual attraction.

I worked with him once right after he won project runway. He was the most polite kid, very professional and fun at the same time. I enjoy this story very much. (And obviously... /brag)

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

Stopped making sense.

Flexit?

Republicans are hopping on board with this Brexit issue for one reason: It’s got two sides. Two easy-to-digest, yes-or-no sides. Those sides aren’t perfectly divided on left/right or on conservative/liberal or on Britons’ stances regarding any other issue. But you can rest assured that the Republicans will ride the…

Also, I am wondering, what does a grumpy old lady have to do around here to get ungreyed? Do I need to be nicer? Because in that case, well, that’s probably not going to happen. But for somebody who’s out of estrogen and whose joints predict the weather, I really try to be a decent human being most of the time.

Can talk about how much I hate whoever decided to call this “Brexit”? Because it is dumb and I hate it. It sounds like a dumb tech startup or some kind of bladder disease.