i’ll translate his intent:

I was studying abroad in Rome, almost a decade ago. Had a late night dinner with friends a few miles from my apartment. Finishing our food, my friends insisted I call a cab—it was almost 1:00 am and the streets back were poorly lit. Wanting to seem whimsical and self-sufficient, I refused.

He looks like he’s about to put time in a bottle.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Guaranteed he’s never been on a bike in his life.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

Whole Foods and Amazon are bad too. Lots of bad stuff in this world.

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

I’d also think - after the hair has become matted - it becomes one of the factors that can fuel and help maintain the depression.

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

So that’s Mongolia off the itinerary…

Of course they don’t have to spend all their time together, but sometimes you have to buy shit for your family, and expecting that 1/2 of the partnership will buy all the kids’ clothes, all the household goods, all the groceries, all the birthday gifts for the in-laws, ect. is unreasonable in this day and age. If you…

Because buying items for homes, wardrobes, and maintaining social relationships is a woman’s job, duh! Any men who go must be martyrs bestowing august companionship and VALUABLE LEISURE time on the needy wimminz frittering away male video-game time by hunting down appropriate or economical merchandise.

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

I disagree. This was an excellent use of public money despite the mistrial. People who want to behave like this need to know that even if the truth doesn’t come to light until they have a foot in the grave, they will be prosecuted and have their name dragged through the mud.

So there’s no justice for all of his many victims simply because he’s an old fuck? Fuck that. Maybe our prosecutors should stop going after low level drug offenders or sending people away for life because they stole one time.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

They look like a set of burnt sienna crayons.