I think that to most people, mannish = not being impossibly flirty and coquettish, not wearking all pink, not giggling and blushing incessantly like a schoolgirl, and you know, giving the appearance of competence.

"Cooter Scooter" reminds me of some of the really weird names rednecks have for stuff. Like, jeans that are really high-waisted were called "Cooter Cutters" and there was always some people around with nicknames like "Tater" and "Skeeter". Do not want.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Yeah, he's still kickin' it. I saw him honored at the Oscars a few years ago. It was pretty brill. For the Oscars, anyway.

@TruculentandUnreliable: The collected works of Adrzej Wajda is always handy when he's feeling *really* kinky...

@TeenageGangDeb: I thought 'Spreadheads' didn't go around quoting anyone but "Jerry, man." Garcia, that is.

I don't get this guy. He pulls a 'Say Anything' outside her apartment, and then turns around and drops some ripoff of existentialist Italian lit in her inbox. What the hell? Just put on your Criterion DVD of 'Umberto D' and wallow in your own crap all by yourself, guy.

@KittenFluff: @cate3710: Yeah. She was my best friend, and she never did do one of me. She tried, but at the time, no Barbies had dark hair, dark eyes, and pale skin. She bought a Mayan Princess Barbie and tried to lighten the skin- to disaterous results, so she gave up trying to carve me out of Mattel. *pout*

What, no panda? I'm hurt.

My friend used to buy Barbies for people for their birthdays. But instead of just plain Barbies, she'd alter the hair and makeup and make its clothes and accessories to look like the person to whom she was giving it. It's actually a cool present to get. Makes you feel like a celebo or superhero with your own…

That is, *assuming* he got you off, and assuming you remember it...

@hortense: Epstein-Barr

"Slow your roll" HAH!!!

Think about it, people: We make 20% less then men. Men, who can get by working in the same JC Penney suits, shirts and ties for YEARS so long as they don't gain any weight.

Hose everyday sucks an ass, mostly b/c of the COST. Them things snag & tear & generally wear out from 1 use. I'd like to have someone tally up the dent in your wallet made from keeping your thighs wrapped in L'Eggs for a year.

@Pinkosaurus: Think of what sort of shenanigans Lourdes is going to get into once she finds clips from Truth or Dare on YouTube.

Funny, *I* have a new miracle cream out called 'Sweater Puppies'! It'll increase your "confidence" and make you more desirable to guys who read College Humor. $350 per ounce, only you have to do 30 push ups a day while using the cream and drink yourself into a blackout state when you go out at night. I guarantee…

@ineffable.me: Actually, it's because people who know her in real life know she's gay (like, having had girlfriends and shit in her hometown) and they blabbed. She's not rumored gay- she's really gay, but hasn't publicly come out.

Well, a lot of folks seem to think Lilo is going through a "phase", which relates back to the women-not-being-taken-seriously thing. Everything WE do is a "whim" or a "phase" or "acting out". Whereas, when a guy gets the ghey, it sticks forever. Because guys are like Bush- they're the Deciders.

@crushdmb: True dat. I've never met a woman who's not had a serious allergic reaction to spermicide. It also eats away at the condom, in the event you're using one. So yeah- I'm not going to put something that can eat through latex in my ladycave, thx.

Utter bullshit. If estrogen protected against ANYTHING, wouldn't ladies be HIV-free? Yeah. Condoms, people.