@TeenageGangDeb: You know, I though Jane Pratt was bad, but then I got a load of Stephanie Trong:

@es-ki-mo: Eskimo hugs are quite chilly.

I really wish you would acquire this look and teach us how to make it work. I may not take tips on how to rock mom jeans from Corey Kennedy via Nylon, but you just seem so... earnest.

@MissMal: I'm 24 and been up on the Liz Phair tip since Exile, so that's no excuse! :)

@DeignofMyExistenz: Then don't fucking comment.

It was the "I'm gonna spend my whole life alone" line that got me. Because that's how being an outcast during adolescence will make you feel. Hell, that's exactly how exclusion *intends* to make you feel.

@haguenite: "this is not about overhead or trickle down effects or whatever, but about getting some people out of Iraq." Which I agree, yes, getting people out IS a great cause. If charity scams didn't pick up on great causes people want to help out with, then there would be no charity scams. So yeah, your bleeding…

@Kilotwat: Sorry, but I'm not about to just wire money to some blog's Paypal account with no further info on where the money's going. My mama didn't raise no damn fool.

OK, much as I love this site & all that, I'm going to need a serious, in-depth flow chart/FAQ/ANY scrap of concrete info of what is happening with this Paypal fund before I'll send any money. From my plugged-in lawyer friend:

This is hilarious. But I'm not gonna lie, if I saw Gosling out, I'd probably pee my pants a little, and then spend the rest of the night making fun of him in a defeated, resigned manner.

Congrats, best wishes, big hugs & all that! Enjoy your much-needed vay-cay!!

@sybann: She may have stepped on a pop top.

Famewhoring: Not just for 20-something blonde heiresses anymore!

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I know. I really DID get a lot of my clothes overseas, so how the hell am I supposed to tell someone where I got my top if *I* don't even remmeber the name of the foreign shop?

I would assume no one is going to women's colleges b/c it seems like not a lot of families can afford to send their kids to small, private colleges in the first place. Has there been a proportionalte decline in enrollment to private schools as a whole?

I always loved her insistence that the Y chromosome was really just an incomplete X. Batshiiit.

From her head down to her shoes,

@angelina jolie-laide: Like the brainwashing program from A Clockwork Orange? That'll be the day.

Although I do tend to amass posessions that have various significances (I always save movie ticket stubs, even if the movie was crap), I'm like, ALLERGIC to clutter. I occasionally go through fits where I clean out my closet and bookshelf and just generally purge all the extraneous stuff out of my life. It gives me a…

@MichelleMyBelle: Retract the claws, dude. It's not against the law to link to a relevant post on another site, even if said site is the blog of another commenter. Who died and made you head Heather?