@BowlingForDollars: What? No Ellen Page? I thought the was America's Favorite Baby-dyke?

@NotNotLickingToads: You're probably right, my perspective is probably warped by all the hateful freaks I live around. But, I tried to be optimistic about the state of America outside of the South and then Bush got elected. Twice. And my faith in this country died a death.

@BlowJoy: I'll bet you -any quantity of cookies you can dream up- that Obama's going down.

@stoprobbers: Um, I didn't say that. Did I SAY I wasn't going to vote for Obama if he's the nom? B/C that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to vote, and I'm going to vote Dem. Trouble is, it takes a lot more than just my vote to win an election, and frankly, Obama is the weaker candidate compared to McCain.

@asylum: Yeah, the Netherlands would be ideal, but I'll probably end up in Canada b/c it's closer.

We're all fucked. They may as well inaugurate McCain now.

@nellicat: I get what you're saying, but seriously, there HAVE to be some limitations.

@funnyface: Exactly. Which is why anti-polygamy laws are just. The practice of polygyny is nearly always a major disadvantage to the women involved. I'm sorry, but the whole "consenting adults" equation kinda goes out the window when we're talking about a man keeping a harem.

Can we please talk about the Sienna Miller circa 2004-wannabe up front, there?

@haguenite: I dunno, I think yellow looks nice on her. It'D look better if she had her real hair color. But yeah, Frankenbody aside, the cut of that black dress is really not as flattering as it could be. I've seen Lily in a lot of square-neck dresses like that yellow one on that other person's body, and that neckline…

@BiscuitDoughJones: So, I guess what I'm saying is that there's a huge difference between something that's simply not *legally recognized* vs. something that's a criminal offence. God, I need coffee...

@Jess A.: I don't think you're entirely correct in your analogy here.

Well, the yellow dress does look better...

@del_ruby: Thanks for that. Someone needed to say it.

@AthertonMerriweather: Yeah, I didn't mention that, b/c Truculent already covered it. But yeah, it appears that in the eyes of the American justice system, kidfucking is A-OK, as long as you're doing it under the guise of "beliefs" that are part of a Christian-esque religion.

They had damn well better renounce polygamy, because it's motherfucking ILLEGAL in the US. What the fuck ever happened to enforcing laws?

Chaining up a dog only to abandon it? Fuck, man. People who do shit like that don't need to be pet owners in the first place.

I'll bet that everything in this picture smells of last night's perfume, Parliaments and the vodka sweats.

@MsDirector: I cunt believe you're so sweet! BTW, I baked you some cuntcakes. I'll leave them in the office kitchen in case you want to *snatch* some.

@MsDirector: Cunt.