Is he cheating? Only Miss Cleo knows for sure! What do the stars have in store for you? Call now for your FREE reading...

@thebomb: What cultures? The culture of HALO nerds who've never seen a woman's body outside of Maxim and a few old Playboys? The culture of rapey frat 'tards? Go away.

@thebomb: @thebomb: No. Just... no.

I though the term was 'Bingo Arms'?

All I can think of about these ad is: "Remember when models used to have boobs?" Cuz they don't. Anymore.

Eff Gisele, that guy's all verklempt over that cute yellow bike.

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@hortense: Yeah, that and they were using it on people with facial tics, too. Then they noticed the smooth foreheads of the tic sufferers and it was all over...

Why, you could buy the monacle from Rockafeller's very EYE with that kind of cash!

The man-necklace is to the ladyboner as kryptonite is to Superman. Sexy FAIL.

@LoveNoelG: Hey, man. If it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck...

@JessicaLovejoy: Gift of the Vagi: For reals. Lemme post the link on your page.

When Dolly Parton said, "I haven't left the house without Lycra on these thighs since I was 14" I really don't think THIS is what she was talking about...

@LoveNoelG: Gawd, such a Negative Nellie. I think that cake is wicked awesome. The bride & groom obviously have a sense of humor (wink wink, nudge nudge, hint *HINT*).

@JessicaLovejoy: Gift of the Vagi: Have you been reading mah blog? I posted about that cake today.

I wonder if Brad Pitt showed up to the funeral. Little known fact: Pitt actually got his start in a Pringles commercial.

@hortense: Every time I watch that movie, I CRINGE at what she did to that cute, pink, 50s dress. That dress was adorbs, but redheads shouldn't wear pink. Really, they shouldn't.

What should have been a pretty cut-and-dry case of abuse & kid-touching got fucked up right & proper. Molest away, pervy religio-nuts! USA! USA! USA!

LOL @ "hideosities"

Maddox always had a furrowed brow- the first sign that the kid needs glasses. I'll bet $100 that homechild can't see.