The armwarmers are a nice touch, Perry.

@Maritsa: Whether the impregnator is over 18 is a non-issue. Even if both parties are below the legal age of consent, they're still breaking the law, and both the male and female can be punished for it, I believe.

@CMG: You know it! I just flew in from Toronto, and BOY are my arms TIRED! Try the fish, tip your waitresses, goodnight!

But in the South in the summer, the "white art" will get all melty and surrealistic. Then you could call it a DALI-catessen!

@ronaldpagan: The loophole they're using to get out of jailtime for polygamy, is that they're calling the "marriages" "spiritual unions" or whatever and not filing legal marriage docs. But it still doesn't make sex with underage girls legal, so I really don't get how they're getting away with it- all on tax-exempt…

"the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints accepts the age of 'physical development' (that is, first menstruation) as the age of eligibility for 'marriage" = the age-old douche maxim "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

Honey, I know you're really excited about making Homecoming court & all, but you really should've bought the matching satin bag that goes with your 5-7-9 dress. After all, it IS a semi-semi formal dance..

@b00bz: A lot of us DID grow up in ATL and New Orleans, ass. And guess what? I still think casting a white chick in a based-on-true-story role about a Black woman is racist as fuck. So your point? Yeah, you have none.

@ToniRockyhorror: ??? Do you know any actors? Cuz *I* sure know plenty, and they'll take ANY role that will have them, regardless of race. It's not about what Black women are fighting for, it's what actors fight for- a role. AND, plenty of awful roles for women are written in such a way as to be gritty, dramatic,…

Blake Lively channelling Avril Levigne. Blargh.

@ToniRockyhorror: Now, now. Your sour grapes are showing!

@andBegorrah: What about the comment on that same thread where they said they found the criminal girl's honesty "refreshing"? That was a real winner.

@caffeinequeen: So "skinship" = PDA? That's a gross-sounding name for it.

Christmas pine or no, I don't think Gwynnie "toots" to begin with. I always thought her a "coughs into her knickers" type.

So.. When the Grim Reaper comes, can we bribe him with cookies? Or with peanut butter and skinny wenches like in 'Meet Joe Black'?

@Bertha: I don't know if it's your story, or the fact that I'm reading this whole thread in *italics*, but I feel dizzy and sick right now. That's messed up.

@ptoridactyl: "a man of good character" = a man who's family paid off the judge.

What's the Brit equivalent of "Country Justice"? "Countryside Justice", perhaps?

@hortense: I love that the song I cited has a comeback. The Niel Young vs. Skynyrd feud was like, the original Jay-Z vs. Nas:

@hortense: