Where DO you find baby HAZMAT suits? When a neuclear fallout comes won't someone please think of the children?
BiscuitDoughJones
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I don't think any of the cover letters or film-industry index bios I've used are anywhere NEAR as embarrassing as having to beg my mom to let me apply for the job I have now. Because I work in a place where they only recently discovered that it's no longer cool to speak in CB-speak.
@hortense: Yeah, and it's just a lazy, phoning-it-in way to articulate their point. They could have come up with somthing a little more clever.
This is going to date me tohellandback, but when I see the Coop I think, "Trevor Goodchild LIVES!"
@TruculentandUnreliable: But I see the One Purse has yet to die a death. But fucking shopping for a purse sucks ass. "Do you want the donut-sized logos all over it, or the "discreet" quarter-sized logos all over it?" "That'll be $8,500 please."
I see Moe got some new flats. Haaa!
@Khrushchev: Yeah, and when Emily's ex wrote a much, much, much worse piece about the exact same thing, all Gawker did was give him the "douche in a bad sweater" once-over. I don't really get it.
Mine said I should be a social worker or a nurse. Callous, lazy, misanthropic ME has no business in the "helping people" line of work. I dislike strangers, kids, and bodily fluids, so that's a NO.
All the hate directed at Emily was really kind of ridiculous. If you don't like the article or the cover, or any of her cataloged works, nobody's forcing you to read them. Also, since when is navel-gazing such a horrible crime? You'd think she blew up an orphanage and re-animated Adolf Hitler or some shit to read what…
Why not indeed! This is flat-out, no-excuse-for-it, disgustingness. Oh, and don't even get me started on Taryn Manning's role in 'Hustle & Flow'.
@BlowJoy: Agreed. I've worked in enough restarauns to know that chefs are nothing but abuncha bloated, gin-swilling, ego-tripping asshats. Uh, but you can just watch Top Chef if you don't believe me.
Maybe if men would get up off their lazy asses and help the fuck out around the house...
@SpicyTamale πβɸ: That totally depends on the type of exercise. If it's something low-impact- like yoga or pilates, which Gwenyth does- 3 hours is kinda no big deal. But running and weight training for 3 hours a day sounds excruciating.
@angryblackgurl: For real, if I could spend 3 hours a day doing yoga or whatever, I'd be one happy person. All those endorphins, man! So why is Paltrow still such a snooty beeyotch?
Um, sorry, but what the hell is Mario Batali's chubby ass doing talking about somoene's weight? It strikes me as strange.
Ali sez: "There he is! That guy who told me bare midriffs were still 'in'. Get HIM!"
Interspecies lovin'! It's the internet equivalent of eating a warm brownie the size of a dinner plate.
@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: All the others I've heard before, but... Nose and gums bleeding?! WHAA? That's news to me! What causes that?
Please. If there's anything to be learned from shows like 'I KNOW My Kid's a Star' it's that there is nothing- no force in this world- that will keep the terminally vain from procreating.