@ronaldpagan: Better evidence? Like all the published pictures of them making out? The pictures that I'm SHOCKED Jezebel hasn't run.

@J.D.Regent: WORD, dude. I say people should stop speculating over what they think it is, and just let it be what it is. I mean, Angelina Jolie has a long relationship with a woman, and nobody's accusing Angie of "fake gay". Just b/c you fall for ONE person of the same sex and then you happen to not meet another woman…

She's looking a little Jamie Gertz in 'The Lost Boys' in this shot, no?

@hortense:

@hortense: Grandma got the run-around by her dealer, walking to the crackhouse on Christmas Eve..

@katekate is squared: No, man. The melted butter is for the skrimps.... And the wrestling.

Poor G-ma, 'Just Say No' was waaay, waaay after your time.

@DorothyZbornak: Legal or not, it'll be one hell of a party. I'll bring the champagne and melted butter!

"the whole state is one big sobriety check" WORD, dude. Thanks for saying that. One person's party town is another (local) person's Everclear-fueled living hell.

@Archetype: Well yeah, I'm not a hick in the sense of having an accent and listening to country music and having a disturbing love of livestock. I guess "Louisiana swamp trash" is a better term for my pedigree. But yeah, summer camp is not exactly ritzy but we couldn't even afford it.

Awww! Little, picked-on Jessica!

Ok, scratch my previous comment on the Rachel Zoe SJ.

I love that moment, during the Art challence on ProjRun, where Chris March goes up to the ancient Egyptian structure and deadpans, "Oh look, this is where Joan Rivers carved her initials, when she was a little girl." It slayed me.

Too depressing/angry-making for words. Stuff like this makes me wanna shoot myself in the head. But I shouldn't do that, cuz I'm an endangered species.

I love that there's a rumor of SamRon and LiLo getting hitched at Dollywood. That would be amazing. They need to do it in front of the "Beaver Crossing" sign at the new water battle ride they just opened at D-wood. Hott!

That is one glamorous hangover-headache look there, Posh.

That purse is the holy grail of fugly.

Keanu Reeves: Fighting the Hot with ugly ensembles since 1993.... Or whenever 'Point Break' came out.

Lorraine Bracco's whole outfit was stolen from a high school production of Carmen Jones. It's a NO.

@SinisterRouge: For real. Chardonnay and merlot are the Z. Cavariccis of wine.