I'm not sure where I read this, but some magazine said brown as a wedding color is officially "out". It's as if a light has appeared at the end of the ugly wedding tunnel! We shall overcome!

@ToniRockyhorror: This isn't the first time Emily has written for this site, so the NYM thing may have had something to do with it, but it may have nothing to do with it at all. Why the fuck does it even matter WHY she's writing here? Hers have been really good reads lately, so who cares?

@JessicaLovejoy: Gift of the Vagi: Fucking, furreal? We don't need no hateration and holleration in a goddamn SATC post. It just. ain't. worth it.

@distressedpony: Plenty of Gawker alums guest-post on Gawker or other Gawker Media sites. It's kind of no big deal. Try not to overthink it, you may sprain something.

@sassenach: I love how these Emily posts always bring the rando hater/lurkers out of the woodwork.

Dear Kate,

@Mrs. Cannon: Yeah, that is NOT cool. She's got love for Chloe fucking Sevigny, but then she's gonna diss the Whoop? No thanks.

Somehow, I think Zion is the last thing these pervs are yearning for. Not sure what gave me that idea. Bleeech.

@hortense: I don't care where you're from. Roll up the sess. Pass the Hennessey.

@hortense: Bamboo can still be on-trend, so long as you commit do doin' it and doin' it well. It doesn't hurt to represent Queens in the process, either.

LL Cool J is a shoo-in for a clothing line, b/c ladies love shopping and he knows what the ladies love. (Seriously, y'all, I just found out that the LL in his name stands for "Ladies Love" the Cool J. And it's so true.)

@hortense: 'Mo-ey Fatone. The Tiger Beat pullout hanging over my bed says he's "the shy one." Awwww!

@Doreen DelPurgatorio: Yeah. "I'll bet YOUR boyfriend doesn't go to Ken Paves, peasant!"

Reese to the World: My best gay's better than your gay, NYEEEEH!

@Macloserboy: I can't speak to the bathing suits, but rather, the cause...

@kshenkshen: I know! for a while there, I tried to encourage him to just grow it out all Damo Suzuki like.

@LaFemme: It is on a girl, when it can be grown out long and forgotten. But on boy-children who require short haircuts- NO. Couple that with a wide, squarish head and a mile-long forehead, and you've got yourself a recipe for hair disaster (read: bowl cuts until 27 years old. I wish I was kidding.)

@kshenkshen: My fiance is an adopted Korean, and my future Mother-in-Law said she always had problems finding someone to cut his Asian hair, and the white styilists usually ended up butchering it. I cut his hair now, and it is a huge pain in the ass. I have to spend, like, an hour layering & thinning it b/c his hair…

@circlelinelovah: I dated a cutiepie Brit dude for a hot second. So, I know it to be true. I keed, I keed!

@musicalnames: @CreoleSugar: It was just a joke, kiddos! Happy Friday!