@CreoleSugar: Because they're British.

She stole that outfit off of a Kid Sister doll.

@robot ninja spy: That's bullshit. If it makes you feel any better, the last time *I* had an ingrown hair I thought was herp, my gyn tested me for it anyway, but basically said, "That's not herpes. Does you whole area hurt like a bitch? Like, seriously burning unreal pain? No. You don't have herpes. You *KNOW* when…

@robot ninja spy: What? So did she test you for it, or did she just tell you you had it based on looking at you?

@Megan Carpentier: I hear Belgium's nice this time of year.

@Megan Carpentier: Oh I hear that. Given all the personal crap I've spilled on here, I considered changing my (real) name and moving out of the country after being recognized in public.

@es-ki-mo: NO! Don't go! You're raising the bar much higher around here. We need you. Even if it makes the brass ring out of reach for the rest of us.

@formerlyzivah: Yeah, but it is possible to like someone (or like someone's writing) in spite of their hipsterness. I mean, the "hipster" label isn't a condemn-all. I'll take "hipster" over "Redskins cheerleader" anyday, thx.

Very interesting read. I don't 100% understand what drives me to post on this site and blog on my own, but #5 pretty much sums it up. I love y'all. Who put this whiskey in my coffee?

*Silently praying that all of the trolls from youtube don't come here & start posting BS all over the comments. Please, in the name of Hortense, let there be no troll influx.*

@skittlbrau = baa: I like nekkid dudes better, but only if they're hot. HA!

@blackbirdfly: They got the Death Becomes Her special at MAC.

@skittlbrau = baa: I dunno if you're a dude or not, but I always get annoyed when straight dudes pull that whole "aesthetically pleasing" line. It's like, you like to bone women, and you don't want to bone a dude, so OF COURSE you find women's bodies nicer to look at.

@es-ki-mo: My next odiferous concoction will be inspired by Silvia Plath and New Orleans. It should smell of 100,000 drunk people sweating out fried food and the inside of an oven.

My perfume was inspired by Dali and Memphis. It smells like paint thinner and barbecued pork ribs. I get ALL the NASCAR fans, baybee!

@Jessica: I like that she called herself "handsome." That is such an underrated adjective.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Ooooooh, I see you've been BANNED. Good. Stay there.

@icouldkillher: I said nothing of the sort, actually. If you read my post again, that will become evident. All I'm saying is that first impressions count, and being a dick right off the bat earns you neither respect nor friends. But you're just seeing what you want to see about the site, the post, and the comments…

@blackbirdfly: Bob Hoskins works, too.

How far the mighty have fallen. From total Hotness to James Woods in 60 second flat, that one. It's a new landspeed record!