Another red carpet moment saved by 'Opps I Crapped My Pants!'

This man clearly hasn't experienced the joy that is the Korean toilet seat with rocket bidet action:

I used to think Michelle Yeoh could do no wrong. I was mistaken. I've seen more sophisticated evening dresses on Bratz dolls.

Uh-uh, uh-UH, HOOOLD UP! HOL'UP, HOL'UP! You did NOT give that bitch the bestie! Don't you know she a scandalous ho? Don't you know her weave smells? I will beat a bitch, SHOOT!

@MakeMeSmile: You clearly haven't seen that show 'Party Mamas' on, like, the Oxygen channel. It's these crazy self-obsessed moms who throw $80,000 bar mitzvahs for their kids, but openly admit "it's all about me." It's a steaming trainwreck.

People have totally "divorced" thier parents for less.

@KIbbit: BAN, BAN, BAN.

@es-ki-mo: Don't forget the crepes.

Her baby belly has magically vanished in the first photo! Who's dressing her now, the costumer from Evita?

Looks like Ivanka, Blair Waldorf and Julia Allison all buy their clothes at the same place. Not sure if this is good/bad/neutral.

This is why folks need a liscence to procreate.

@bananastand: It smells like the inside of a fake leg!

"Excuse me, is that Sex Panther you're wearing?"

The only thing more emetic than hipster love is vegan hipster love accessorized by small dogs. This Snap Judge should come with an airsickness bag.

I'm sure Lilo's "rumored" same-sex love affair is giving new dimension to those accusations of snatchin' the fur....

@es-ki-mo: Comment of the Day!!!

@andBegorrah: Bitchwhat? Yo screen name don't even make no damn sense! I don't know why you think you can come all up in here & try to talk to me when you don't make no damn sense! Tryn'a talk to sense-makin' people, witcho' ugly ass!

Isn't this whole not-so-empty-nest thing a phenomenon associated with countries in the final stages of industrialization/globalization? I swear I read that somewhere. Hell, it's like this in Europe (Italy, I know for sure) and Japan, so it only makes sense that it's happening over here, too. I think we need a…

Grown people should never wear cartoon characters of any kind. At all. For any reason. Ever.

@andBegorrah: Lemme guess, your index has a "blog" and has never been arrested. Yo index ain't sheeeeit. Keep my fuckin' Connectedness Index outcha mouf, or we gonn' throw down!