@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: No thanks, I exploit myself enough on Jezebel as it is for no pay. (For real, Denton, that connectedness index has better start spelling d-o-l-l-a-r-s soon, brah!)

Where does this bitch live, Koreatown? She's totally rocking Hong Kong F.O.B. shoes.

She's got legs

@suck_it_monkeys: I know! God forbid a middle-aged woman rock a little granny basket. My mid-twenties granny basket is a huge hit at parties, so what gives, people? You know what's in there, guys? Cookies. And I'll bet they were good, too. Jaywords. Y'all want Vera's expensive cookies.

@Mrs. Cannon: Dude, just thinking about folding laundry makes me want to cry. That is seriously the worst punishment I could think of.

I really don't need any fashions by Jabba the Queer. But thanks, Hot Topic!

Way to start a fight on our anniversary, Jez. If you want your flowers, go dig them out of the bin. BTW, I've been cheating on you with DListed. Thought you'd like to know.

Don't tell me you're *surprised* Ryan Reynolds was disrespectful towards a woman? He was in fucking 'Van Wilder', fer chrissakes!

@dumblonde: Of course she has a belly. Don't you, or does all of your food just fall out the backend like sweaters down a laundry chute? Or Do you have an abdominal dumbwaiter system? Fascinating!

@Leiakat: If thier first word was 'Sketchers', you have clearance to feed them to a pack of wolves. It's like, the law in 15 states.

Aubrey O'Day is directly (and badly) ripping off one of Charlize's old Oscar looks:

Well, this is really not as bad as those parents who dipped into their home equity just to pay for Hannah Montana tickets for thie kids. At least with SATC, you're only harming yourself.

@BlowJoy: SinRoo is a kind and gentle creature, actually. Like Hagrid says, "you just have to know how to calm 'em." Stroke the spine. Duh.

Secret Agent Douche!

@Trixie from Toronto: I love you, too, Patsy. I'm so drunk on this Jez Birfday hooch.

I know Uniforms A and I alllllll too well.

@sarabadara: I think we're all getting our periods. At the same time. It's 'PMS Terror Alert Level: HOT PINK' up in here lately.

@stacyinbean: Exactly. (ewwww!)

Dosido WINS! Tell her what she's won!

@stacyinbean: I have a hard time admitting how much I loved some of Carrie's wardrobe. (Shhh! Don't tell! Here, have some of my doobie..)