@es-ki-mo: You better watch what you say! There's some C&B bigwigs up on this board, and next thing you know, you'll be seeing "Jumping the Spoon(ula): The Newest Cookbook by Mario Batali, available at Crate & Barrel and wherever orange things are sold" on billboards and shit.

@olivia2.0: Agreed. That is the best episode ever. I also like the one where Carrie gets arrested for smoking on the street, and she keeps calling her joint a "doobie".... I guess I only like SATC when it involves pot.

@es-ki-mo: It's not everyday you come across a story arc that involves flatware.

I will forever hate this show for overinflating women's love of spooning, shoes, and fruity cocktails. AND for cluing my PARENTS in on "the rabbit". Gross.

I think changing your environment helps to aid in weight loss. Sometimes you need a drastic change in order to shake yourself out of old habits.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I mean, please ban. For the children.

@lind777: BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!!

@BlondeGrlz: We all need to work harder to keep the peace. Me especially, as I'm well aware. I guess we all need to band together & cool out until Hortense returns.

@funnyface: So do you ever, like, get jealous when somebody has a funnier face than yours? Do you ever go, "Heyyyy, that's MY thing?!" Yes, no?

I just want to see her break into an operatic rendering of 'Who Let the Dogs Out' One. More. Time. She can bring her croissant, that's cool.

@Kajj: Any problem you have with BAngieB or any other commenters should be addressed directly TO the commenter in question via private message on his or her page. OR, you can email Anna or Hortense with your problem. Any squabbles that can be avoided should be kept off the boards, b/c it's threadjacking. YOU started…

@TeenageGangDeb: The worst is when you're *already* carrying a large tray of something heavy and Mr. Wonderful (TM) swoops in and attempts to take it from you, when you've clearly got it, and the disruption of the carefully-balanced load causes you to fall or pull a muscle. Fuck you, dude. Go bus your section.

@ineffable.me: Seriously. How many times do we have to go over this? Let it drop, people. If something bugs you, email the Moderator. Fuck.

@Zelinda: My "ladylike" rule might have to go like this then, "Don't start no shit, there won't be no shit." It's kind of like, "mess with the bull, you get the horns" only in reverse, eh?

I used to hate it when guys I worked with (in restaraunts and coffee shops) would constantly jump in front of me (and other female employees) and do tasks *I* was asked to do, like fill an ice well or carry a tray of dirty dishes to the back. They thought they were being "gentlemen", but really, WTF am I supposed to…

@BAngieB: All together now!

@Kajj: Can I just say (and please do sing along if you know the words):

@exelizabeth: @DreamerMarie: Guys, Al Navarro is not a troll. He's a pretty established Jalopnik commenter, and has been peeping in here for a long time. He's just not really clued in to the Jezebel flow, but he seems to be asking some good questions and trying to suss out the general beliefs over here. Let's give him…

@Al Navarro: I don't really understand what you're asking RE: Roadhead. "Sex" is an oft-discussed topic on this board, so much so, it's in the site's tagline. Whereas Jalopnik is about.... cars. So yeah, that post, by a dude, on your site may have = bad taste. But it all depends on how it's written. Odds are, it's…

$20 says Emily loses her mind and starts drooling into her Flirtini before Aiden even comes into the picture.