Still about 10 years older than me, thank God.

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

PSA: For $500,000 you can treat me as sub-human as you want.

This bit never stops being true.

A tradition unlike any other.

Un real

This comment is golden

Should have stayed in the box and let it come to him. Why did he have to gopher it?

Good to see he’s just as big of a prick as always.

You get the clear worst choice of the two by every conceivable metric because dumbasses like yourself thought there was no practical difference between them.

There used to be a ban on Anchorman references in the comments section back in the good ol’ days.

But what happens if you give voters TWO bad choices like in this past presidential election??

They should go Legacy and call themselves the San Diego Clipper Chargers

The San Diego Whale Vaginas. Or is that redundant? Is this joke still relevant? FAN VOTE.

I want to put this in our lobby SO bad right now...

Well, I do like to throw Werther’s candies at small children!

Well, you know, those who can, do. Those who can’t, mentor abject failures who will never amount to very much of anything at the professional level and should probably just stop right now and go ahead and open that insurance sales office before they make a bigger fucking embarrassment of themselves.

<ADJECTIVE> people voted for Trump because he’s even more <ADJECTIVE>.