The last thing the NBA wants to do is potentially offend the celebrity worshipping casual fan.

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

Thanks, bro. Surprised you didn’t throw in a ‘Cuck’ or a ‘Snowflake’ in that sarcastic response

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

There’s no replay in kinja!

That comment is out of bounds!

Somehow, the Wizards are going to win this game, too.

ITV later sung an apology:

Original American giver.

‘nuff said.

I was trying to think of a good pun, but fuck it. Remember when Cooley published a photo of his dick? Lulz.

Its like a country bear jambaroo around here.

It me

So you're saying that I'm basically the anti-Daulerio?

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

Man, you know you've made a huge ass of yourself in public when even your underwear ghosts are trying to distance themselves from you.

And Lo, in that men's room on this most sacred of days, a new Kardashian was brought forth in to this world.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.